0:00 - Welcome to the Show
2:51 - Viral Moments
8:04 - Izzy's Work Experience
18:17 - The Job Reality
29:16 - Tips and Tricks
38:37 - First Jobs and Experiences
50:00 - Customer Service Chronicles
54:22 - A Day Out
1:08:24 - Duck Doctor Adventures
1:14:23 - Duck Dynamics
1:18:19 - The Audition Adventure
1:21:03 - Poultry Plans
1:23:08 - Job Negotiation Tips
1:25:40 - Theatre Tales
1:33:08 - Work Stories
1:38:44 - Milkshake Math
1:45:14 - Gen Z Slang
1:53:25 - Late Night Reflections
2:08:53 - Sleep Insights
2:20:26 - Closing Thoughts
In this episode, we delve into a variety of engaging topics, starting from personal stories about work experiences to a deeper discussion on the peculiarities of sleep and dreams. I share with listeners my daughter's job experiences in an ice-cream shop, illuminating the unique challenges she faces and the comedic misadventures that arise. Her observations about her coworkers' behaviors and the humorous nuances of working in customer service provide a relatable look into the world of fast food.
Our conversation turns towards social media and the impact of viral moments, particularly my experiences on platforms like Twitter, where I reflect on how narratives about my character have evolved over the years. We discuss the absurdity of public perceptions, how quickly misinformation can spread, and the fascinating dynamics of online interactions.
An entertaining segment follows where we explore various slang phrases and the ongoing evolution of language among different generations. We dissect terms like "phantom tax" and "Rizz," delving into their meanings and origins, while I reflect on how I often feel outpaced by the rapid changes in vernacular. The conversation highlights the necessity of adapting to these shifts while still maintaining a sense of humor about how ludicrous some of the terms can be.
As the episode progresses, we touch upon the phenomenon of sleep paralysis and its correlation with various psychological conditions, discussing personal experiences and the broader implications of such occurrences. This leads to a broader conversation about dreams, their meanings, and how some dreams can mirror our waking lives in unexpected ways.
Listeners are treated to an exploration of themes ranging from the absurdities of fast food work to the complexities of modern language, sleep, and psychological experiences, all delivered with a mix of humor and insight. The aim is to create an enriching and entertaining dialogue that resonates with audiences, inviting them to reflect on their own lives and interactions.
[0:00] Good evening, good evening, half-pinch, half-punch, midway of the month 14th of August 2024, 140824. That's a lot of numbers. Good evening, good evening, and welcome, welcome, freedomain.com.au to help out Le Show, Le Most L'Appreciated. Didn't know you. Didn't... Was Izzy shocked at the amount of taxes she has to pay from her job? Well, she's a teenager, right? So she doesn't really pay much of anything. But we'll get into Izzy's work experience slash situation slash stuff. But first, let's talk about X. So it turns out, turns out, funny story, you don't really even have to be on X or Twitter to go viral. So I went viral this week, not even around. Somebody sent it to me. and there were there were two ways in which monsieur lemmy went viral the first was some guy saying hey whatever happened to that stef guy he seemed pretty innocuous to me and they kind of nuked him out of the galaxy and another guy saying if you weren't on the internet before 2020 you did not deeply understand or even in a shallow way understand the deep insanity that is stefan molyneux and people posted tweets of mine that they considered mad and i'm like yeah that That seems about right. Nothing in particular has changed. So I got 5.4 million on one and over 3 million on the others.
[1:28] And, um, I thought that was interesting. And I did a video response to some of the comments, which were interesting to put it mildly, but, uh, it's, it's amazing. You know, nobody's, nobody goes to source material anymore. Like nobody goes to source material. Everyone's like, oh, I heard this crazy thing about Steph. It's gotta be true. Cause prejudice, bigotry, and idiocy. And nobody ever says, wow, can you, can you give me a quote of that? No, I can't do any of that. Just going to accept the most outlandish stuff. So, so here's the funny thing. Right. I guess that's 8.4, 8.5 million views. Translated just out of curiosity, right? Because some people were like, oh, wow, yes, I remember that guy. He was really influential to me. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And people were posting his one website over, he's over on Locals, he's on Rumble, all this kind of stuff, right? Freedomain.com.
[2:20] So, just out of curiosity, 8.4 million views of those tweets. How many new subscribers on Locals came out of that? People wonder why I'm not on X, I mean, other than the sort of moral stuff. How many new subscribers... Hello! Ah, she's bought food, which I will chew loudly into the microphone.
[2:51] So uh is he so remember i got my little viral on on x this week right you can walk up to here up to the microphone is your level i'm sorry we're just going to mute for a couple of minutes so her majesty can eat the cake she denies the peasants marie antoinette it's going to eat really loudly in the microphone she's going to we're actually just going to put some chocolate syrup on the microphone oh my gosh that's disgusting rip headphone users i'm eating one website over.com meat and cheese sandwich with one piece of bread because i want to hang on, Well, that's a massive betrayal. Because I didn't want you to make me one the other night? No, no. Although that, oh my God, that's two massive betrayals. Three massive betrayals. No, what is the most significant and foundational massive betrayal? What, that I have to be like this for lunch? Nope, nope, nope. It's not a taco. Oh, it is a taco, James. You're quite right. It's not a taco. Don't tilt it. Don't tilt it. I'm going to be like those streamers that tilt and it just patters over me. Waterfall of nutrition.
[3:56] No it's i do eat meat i'm not a vegetarian it's because we went to a bakery today and i got the most delicious bread known to mortals is he with the mouthful i'm just concerned about the politeness moldy bread they literally mold the yeast and then they make it moldy bread sourdough is moldy bread someone went and ate moldy bread and was like it's delicious and made it moldy just because it's sour doesn't mean that it's moldy no it is they actually like okay i'm gonna need a fact check on this and if someone said one bread sandwich yes it's because when i put two pieces of bread on it's too dry so i like one bread so i can actually taste the stuff four four to four point four to four point five percent too too broad same thing he does the exact same thing fermented flour yeah you ferment it james has literally made it james tell us if you break it down to the atomic level it is wait hang on hang on if you break it down at the atomic level its constituent components are identical to a taco ergo it's a taco i i'm gonna have to call absolute scientific nonsense on that and we know this because izzy is now learning, what is she learning she's learning chemistry she's learning chemistry so she can learn how to be attracted to males because it's all about chemistry. There we go. All right. No, so the... It's fermented. Fermented flour? Is that what sourdough is?
[5:23] Are taco sandwiches... I've literally... Yeah, you know what? Taco cat is a palindrome. I think tacos are more like hot dogs. Oh, sorry. I'm going to have to delete that. Steph, don't pretend. Yeah. Wait, go down. Scroll down. Up.
[5:39] Two up. Give me your mice. Give me your mouse. Thank you Sourdough is the best dough I'm going here He said The world needs to know Are tacos sandwiches I would say they're hot dogs Because If it's a sandwich It has to have an open piece On either end Or they're a sub But honestly I think subs are just hot dogs But modernized So I think everything's a hot dog If it's connected at one end, Sure Food wise Interesting One slice of bread Is the way Oh How very Irish of him Oh really Oh bread One slice of bread Is the way All right, if you're going to bread, what does that mean? Ew, sourdough. It's like you take some spoiled dough and mix it with normal dough. With a man in finance who's six foot four. Okay, what? Wraps are greater than sandwiches. Sourdough via anaerobic process. Anaerobic, does that mean no oxygen? Oh, yeah, yeah. I have not had a truly drunk audience since the last time I did a live stream. I think since the last time I came on here. We always talk about food, and that gets people mad. Yes. Well, no, what really gets people mad is talking about diets. All right. What have we got here? Okay, but is cereal soup? Yeah. Interesting question. No, soup is cereal. Soup is cereal. I'm sorry, I'm just going to translate that. Soup is cereal. There we go. All right.
[7:03] It's funny, Steph. Your daughter talks just like you. Fermented foods are better for your stomach. Sourdough is the best. Okay, then I'm going to go get drunk on a bottle of wine because apparently that's fermented. Wine's good for you. That's what I just heard. I'm still curious to try olives on a hot dog. If you can still see the hot dog, you're not saving enough money with the olives. Oh, oh, wait, sorry. I sell hot dogs for a ridiculous amount of money. Izzy, can you do a good actually voice? Actually. Okay, can you just read what James has to say here? Actually, all bread is somewhat fermented. The difference is in the yeast you're using. Sourdough uses culture you keep alive, whereas other breads use dry yeast and the taste is different.
[7:49] And the way you do actually is you go actually. Actually. Excellent. Nothing but moldy bread for three stinking days. Oh, good. We've got someone who's calling from Soviet gulags in the 1950s. All right. Okay. So let's get back here.
[8:05] Oh, it's showing up in both places. is let's check there's one other place we need to check which is the massive numbers of people watching over on rumble oh okay no that's nothing nothing exciting over there all right wow um by b b by the way i've been hearing an old style sort of cell phone beeping in the audio my phone is on silent and i also i've only gotten a can you put it on airplane mode because it might be interfering no airplane mode because it because as it tries to get my work updates oh you do okay they're yapping tonight all right something about hours i don't even know okay so uh questions for izzy um one was are you shocked at the amount of taxes being deducted from your paycheck so considering i'm actually under the age of 18 so i don't get taxed i've got two and a half years um.
[8:59] So I'm definitely going to savor it while I can. I'm asking for like as many hours, like I have two 11 hours shifts this weekend and then a five hour shift on Friday and then like a bunch during the week as well. So yeah, I'm getting as much money as I can before I get hit with taxes. There's a sort of a general principle that the government does, which is they want to keep people on the benefit side of taxation as long as humanly possible. So you get daycare, you get government schools, you get free healthcare, free dental care. This is your mic, by the way. and then what and then what you do is you you give them subsidies and and grants to go to university and only then and later on and now in canada do you know what percentage of people work for the government 25 one out of four people who are working are working from the um i don't even get breaks at my place i should still work at the government oh no government you get a lot of breaks a lot of breaks it's all breaks but um they want to they want to keep you on the receiving end And so that when you do finally pay taxes, you have received so many benefits that you've been programmed, right? Yeah. Basically, guys, here's my pro tip. Just identify as like a 16-year-old or a 15-year-old so that when you're working, legally, they can't tax you because otherwise that would be hate speech and they're not allowing you to be you. Right. Okay. So, Steph, did you tell us how many new subscribers came from going viral on X? Like 60 or something.
[10:23] Now, is someone actually asking me to finish a story? I mean, yeah, but you've come to the wrong show, buddy. That is, we're really going to break precedent if I start a thought and then at some point actually finish it. Did you answer the question? What? No, I'm still not answering the question, if you've noticed. But you can do it. What? What? I can do what? Answer the question? Yeah. On what evidence do you have that I finish thoughts? I don't know. Apparently, you're like some genius. Apparently. Self-proclaimed genius.
[10:53] I'm concerned that if I finish thoughts, people will be satisfied. I regret not working since the age of five and saving money. My husband's a co-worker. Like, she's super nice. But she started working at the place I'm working when she was 13. I didn't even know it was legal. I tried to get a job when I was 13, and they were like, you're too young. Now, Izzy, if you could stop distracting me, I think it's important for me to answer this question. Okay. So the question is, and I would like people to know, Izzy, I did 8.4 million views, tens of thousands of comments and arguments and debates about me and good and bad and this and that and the other, right? And I did check about how many people actually subscribed, not just came and became members, but how many people ended up subscribing just on Locals, which is one way that I can tell, right? So 8.4 million. How many people do you think ended up subscribing on Locals? I mean, you already told me, so I can't guess. All right. How many? How many people? Not answering the question is answering, oh, aren't we very deep and very much a fortune cookie kind of brain? I mean, you are a philosopher. Well, yeah, but just paradoxes is not philosophy. Yeah. Or is it? Anyway. Maintain expectations. 10,000. Wow, that would be... So out of 8.4 million, Zinf is saying we got 10,000 new subscribers. Boy, that would be nice.
[12:15] 60. Boy, there's a variation here. I said it. That's the thing. I started delivering flyers and Sears catalogs around the age of 11 or 12. Wow. I'm curious, what is everyone's first job? Yeah, we'll get to first jobs. Okay.
[12:32] 10,068, 68, 100. Let's check here. Four. I'm watching from Rumble, says Iron Jack. Excellent. That's crazy. What, somebody guessed four? I know that was me. Oh my gosh. What did you just say? Oh, you already told me, Father. I can't possibly answer. All right. 84. Wow. Greater than seven. Less than seven. 100. Oh, greater shoe. Homeschooling for the win. So I like how he's like, greater than. But that's not a guess. I mean, if it was under the seven. I misinterpreted the question. Oh, I'm sorry, man. You've already been marked. Yeah, it's already gone into your permanent record, which will be forwarded to the establishment authorities and any higher education that you want to do. Okay, so the answer is, 2.
[13:27] I thought you got was it on a different platform then because i heard 60 somewhere no so 60 with the number of people who decided to um join locals two with the number of people who decided to subscribe now i mean we get a subscriber or two every day or other day or something like that so basically given that the average would be one out of 8.4 million views and tens of thousands of comments we got between one and two subscribers yeah i mean i would count it as the 60 because some people might just be like um what am i trying to say yeah i don't know but if you could tell us that would be excellent yeah this is the symbol people don't know what the symbol is yeah yeah yeah yes i i get a fair amount of air pac-man during the course of the day um what was i gonna say i was oh yeah i'd probably be like 60 i mean considering i wouldn't say two 60 people are probably came to see like what's up with the show and like if you're still interesting or not yep um because i don't think people would just see a tweet and immediately come subscribe for money well you would you would actually be right about that right i'm just saying i'm just saying so uh even even 60 uh james can you just grab that because i did the ratio i was telling james James, about the 60 people who joined for free, which is fine, joined locals and welcome. Nice to have you here. But I was telling James 60 people joined and he was like, wow.
[14:51] That's great. And I'm like, I don't quite agree. And James, if you can just give me the, uh, I can't remember. I think it was four or five zeros, the percent conversion rate from 8.4 million, just down to the 60 who joined, uh, James is gonna, is gonna pop that up. But, uh, yeah, it really was, uh, it really was quite, quite something.
[15:11] So, all right, let's see here. Let's get to your questions in just a sec. We don't need to answer that one, but you got to admit human productivity in the modern world is extraordinarily high if 25% of the population can survive while also contributing nothing to the market. Well, Fessy Duke, I must tell you that's not quite accurate. Government workers, not only do they not contribute to the market, they take away by interfering with other people's productive endeavors. Endeavors all right so let's see here we're still waiting on james to give me the number it's just copy paste uh 60 60 out of 8.4 million is a conversion rate conversion rate is general impressions to people who participate in something or other like if you send out a mail out the number of people who come to your website or whatever it is right so 60 out of 8.4 million is 0.00071%. Just members, not subscribers. James, would you mind running the 8.4 million and two paying subscribers? That would probably be like 0.005%. Two paying subscribers. I think it would be 5%. It's the fact that it's... Or like 0.005. Yeah, whatever. You get the thing. Yeah. So two supporters out point 8.4 million impressions is 0.000024%.
[16:33] So at this rate... I'm selling a kidney by next week. So just, you know, I have sort of my moral reasons for not going back on X. Wait, there's another zero in there. Yes, I get that two is 30 times less than 60, which means that there's more zeros. Thank you. I appreciate that. I think I did count the right number of zeros. But thank you for that very, very obvious statement. Anyway, so just so you know, I mean, the rumors out there, some I'd never even heard before, which are just pretty pretty mind-blowing so the rumors and nonsense that's out there about me is pretty wild but i will say that it was pretty nice to still be wildly controversial like over four years since being deplatformed to still be able to enrage people into love and hatred after having been gone for 50 months. I mean, that is really, really something. That is really, really something. It's a talent. It's a talent. It's a talent. All right. So a number of people, I did ask sort of people had questions ahead of time and a number of people had questions for you because I said you got your first, well, actually it's your second job Because your first job...
[18:00] Freedom in workshop a little bit of that but i would say that your first job is mood managing the patriarch since what age like three three three well that you can remember yes i think it's a baby there was some but i it's just probably some lost in the desk yeah probably some.
[18:17] So um work experience i've actually learned quite a lot from your job much to my horror oh my god Much to my horror. This is horrifying. I have an 11-hour shift with zero breaks, and then I have a 12-hour shift with also zero breaks. Cleaning chimneys is very tough.
[18:36] I'm like a little Santa's elf. Yeah, we're actually just referring to you as Oliver Twist. Okay, so if you can tell people, obviously we won't get into specifics and details, but tell people a little bit about the job as a whole. So I was hired very, very quickly after new management took over. Yep. I think it was a day. and you got the you got the job before the interview was even booked to start about five i think it was eight minutes early um the interview was up i don't know like two or three p.m or something and i showed up like eight minutes early and she came in and she's like oh hello and she sat down and we chatted and then she said yeah so when can you start after asking me like three questions and i'm like oh like i can start tomorrow if you want yeah anyways i ended up starting two days after that yep but it was on a monday and then i had my first training on a wednesday wait what did you do on monday the interview oh the interview so you started you went in just for training on wednesday just for training on wednesday but my my interview was monday and i was hired in eight minutes i think yeah and i was i remember it was like 159 or 158 and i called you guys i'm like hey can you come pick me up i'm like we haven't even started the interview yet you're like how did i mess up that bad but no i didn't think that was happening but yeah um yeah so they'd already left because they thought it'd be like 20 minutes oh yeah for sure Sure, yeah. Right? But then we came back and I was like, I'm hired. So how was your training on the Wednesday? Oh, my God.
[19:56] So I get there and... The place I work at, so it's a cafe and then an ice cream shop. And it's like, they're different buildings, but it's the same business. And they're attached. They're kind of attached, but not exactly. Like you can't get from one to the other. So technically they're different buildings. But I think you're building tunnels. No, you can't. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. You're building tunnels between the two. Oh yeah, yeah. It's like a little underground mine.
[20:21] Yeah, you know what I'm saying. But what was it? Sorry.
[20:25] I got there on Wednesday. day on wednesday and it was a two-hour training shift because i started working in the ice cream shop this was like i don't know a month or two a month ago just over a month ago how many months yeah i started july 1st wow okay um but it was the they didn't have the ice cream shop open so they were starting it just for the season you know kids got out of school and stuff like that um but they had a little ice cream freezer in the actual cafe in case people wanted it they could scoop it and serve it to them however one of my co-workers who i really like i didn't obviously know her at the time but i've put pieces together she turned the freezer off the night before just accidentally like she kicked the button and uh the the entire freezer all the ice cream had melted completely and it was pains me also like when you scoop ice cream um and i've learned this over the last couple weeks sometimes the scoops just like the ice cream is just going to fly out of the scoop and fall at the bottom of the freezer this freezer probably hadn't been cleaned in two or three years because the amount of ice cream at the bottom like you can make at least 10 or 20 cones like i'm dead serious it was just ice cream and ice cream however it was all melted so it was just a goopy mess it was my job to clean it so i spent about an hour cleaning out a frozen freezer i could not which is what how does that train you i didn't get i didn't learn anything right and then after that we had to clean out the actual ice cream it's like i want to say um we call it the barn it's not a barn but it's like a little tiny room maybe i want to say the size of a big car.
[21:52] Yeah, it's tight in there. It's very small. Well, the room's a little bigger, but there's lots of shelves and freezers. There's shelves around every corner. There's a sink, and then there's two freezers and two fridges and one drink. It's like a space station.
[22:03] It's really tight in there. It's tight. And then half of the floor space is used to store stuff. So there's maybe about a meter and a half of walking space. Like, it's tiny in there. But I got... What interview questions did they ask? Oh, the question was about the job. So I'm just explaining. But um i get in there and there's another girl there who was also supposed to work ice cream, um she was in college i believe and this was like she was quitting a different job and trying to get this i don't know why you go from a waitress to scooping ice cream in college but you know you do you um but she was there and we were both cleaning and she was very quiet like i was trying to make small talk and just chat with her and ask her about her life and she was like kind of two word responses and stuff yeah so we basically just cleaned and silenced for about half an hour so I'm an hour and a half into my training and then this one girl comes in and she's like we do not have a cash register do any of you guys did like a little earlier we had some garbage bags let me just take it out she was like did any of you guys throw out the cash cash register because it was in a black garbage bag if you throw out the cash register like I don't know I mean it was in a garbage bag why was the cash register in a garbage bag there was a pile of garbage you said seems important I basically said there was a pile of garbage in this room you and me and the The other girl threw it out.
[23:19] How are we supposed to know if it was in one of those bags? And she's like, well, did you throw it out? And I'm not on good terms with this girl, but I was like, I have no idea. Anyways, and I offered because, you know, I was like really anxious and I'm like, I want to be a good worker. So I was like, I can go look.
[23:36] In the garbage. And they were like, no, no, that's fine. And I'm like, okay, good. And then they come back 10 minutes later and they're like, your wish came true. And I go into this dumpster, literally infested with wasps. Like, I'm dead. They were everywhere. Holy crap.
[23:50] But I find the cash register. In the garbage with the wasps. Yes. And I'm like, how do you throw out? Why would you put it in a garbage bag? Anyways, I got the cash register back. however it it's broken so we can't even shut it wait it's broken because it was thrown out yeah okay like with the force because it was at the bottom of the bag so we had to clean the cash register and then it's kind of broken so you have to go underneath and there's a little mechanism you can use to open it yeah for any of you who worked i think most cash registers are like this yeah um and i we have to go under every time we want to open it we have to lift it up hit a little mechanism pull it back and then push it forward where it's supposed to be after you push the dials it's supposed to like the buttons don't even work the screen's just completely fried oh covered in garbage juices oh it was not fun anyway yeah welcome to the workforce thank you i appreciate it um and then what was it during this a customer comes and we're the other girls are like we're closed and they're like oh do you not have any ice cream and they're like Like, no, it all melted. But we do have ice cream. That's the thing. In the cafe? No, the cafe ice cream melted, but in the actual ice cream barn. Okay, right. We've had it still from like a month ago or whatever, but ice cream stays good for three or four months. So anyways, I'm like, yeah, we do. And they're like, what? I'm like, it's in the freezers. Guys, you run this place. How do you not know?
[25:15] Obviously, I don't sound that emphatic or rude when I'm talking to them, but that's kind of the gist of what I said. Literally getting paid to dumpster dive. Yeah, honestly, I'm like a garbage man at this point. anyways i have become the garbage girl pretty much i have to do anytime there's something gross they call me in like i'm dead hey who's who's the girl who's good with that yeah so and i'm literally like i've said to them guys can i like stop doing this you know i'm i'm like the 15 year old y'all are in college like putting the like the new hire to do all the gross stuff and it's been some seriously gross stuff yeah yeah really bad um, But no, apparently not. Anyways, the tips are insane. So I'll still work there. Apparently it's the only place I'm hiring because I can't get a job anywhere else. But yeah, you know, that was a complete mess. And then on Friday, I had a four hour shift of actually working despite a lot of stuff not working.
[26:08] And you know what it is? The very first day I worked there, a ton of people were like doing the, like asking the weirdest questions or trying to pay with like European dollars or American dollars, right? I'm going to pay the stock tips and dance moves. No, literally. And I was like, I don't know what to do. And then I've never had any experience like that after the first day. So on the day I had no idea what I was doing, I got all the weird stuff. No one's tried to pay an American dollar since. No one's asked for just cones without the ice cream. no one's asked for like a four scoop ice cream which we don't even sell that was all on my first day which I just felt like completely unlucky but I was well and you went in without training on that first day yeah so here's the thing the other girl she quit before she even started she just said you know what this job's not for me right I'm actually kind of glad because I did not want to work with her and it's literally us for like eight hours yeah it's me and my co-worker so I have a different co-worker now she's super nice I really like her but um yeah so that was a bit of of a mess anyways i've been yapping a lot but no no it's good it was just uh that first day i was there four hours by myself fortunately it completely poured that was like super fortunate because it wasn't that busy um but it was it did get a bit busy and they didn't i didn't have any way to call people from the cafe now there's a button though there's a button now and they set that up two weeks in okay so on my end it was really funny because it was on the friday and then i had two eight hour shifts the on the weekend in a row saturday and sunday it was 12 to 8 plus closing. And...
[27:38] Then I said, the next day, this one girl, the girl who was like, did you throw out the cash register like really aggressively? She came in and she's like, are you worried about tomorrow? And I'm like, well, a little bit. Yeah, because I haven't really learned anything. And I've heard it gets busy on the weekends. She's like, yeah, it will literally go down the street. There will be a lineup down the street. And I'm like, that's comforting. And she's like, no, I'm serious. It's going to get really busy. So you're going to have to scoop really fast. I'm like, okay.
[28:05] Calm down. down and then i'm like why am i working alone like don't you have someone from the cafe you can call in because i've barely got any training either my my wednesday was spent cleaning yeah and uh she's well you did get training for if people throw out essential business equipment into the garbage with the wasps you're trained on that freaking cash for just the entire business does canada accept american currency in normal stores no and to my knowledge no no because when i when uh i said because i didn't know what to do and i wasn't going to be like no you can't pay with American in case they were like, yeah, you can. I've done it before, right? So I was just like, okay. Did you take it at par or? It was exactly, their order was exactly 20. Oh, okay. And the dollar, the bill was 20. So I was just like, I'll take this. All right. And then I was like, why is there an American 20 in here? Right, right, right, right. Because you didn't tell me if I could accept it or not. Right, right, right, right. So yeah, it was a bit of a mess. Now, if there's more that you want to add, that's fine. No. But I do think that we need to turn to to the the horror of what i've learned from izzy's job yeah so it's not the most.
[29:17] Honorable masculine of environments there's only women there's not a single man yeah it's all it's all young young ladies the last man that worked there was when it opened seven years ago because i found a uh what's it called a sheet of like the very yeah and there were two male names so that's That's it. So.
[29:34] Tips. Tips are insane. Tips are insane. I need more than my hourly wage in tips. So tips are crazy. And I mean like per hour, not the whole day. So tips are kind of crazy.
[29:45] And it seems to me that the females are not completely ignorant of the relationship between young men liking them and getting good tips. Do I have that? Do I have that correct? Yeah. And I would say, and you know, of course, infinitely better than I do, but I would say that in fairly blunt terms, they discuss the best way, I don't know if bamboozle is the right way, but to dress and act in order to extract maximum money from the, well, the men. The men. Yeah, the young men, the boys and the men. And that is really quite shocking to me. I thought it was just like a vague instinct or something like that, but it's like, boom, very specific. Do this, do this, do this, ka-ching. Yeah, so I'll just explain one thing. So when I was, I was pretty much promoted to the cafe in three weeks. And I would say, not from some, or not from all, but like two or three specific coworkers, they're acting pretty resentful about that. Because I think for them it took two years, year and a half, that kind of thing. um and they will start most people in this cafe start in the ice cream shop and then once they're proven worthy they move to the cafe but again a lot of people that take some time right um so i've been in the cafe let me tell you the training is even worse in there than it was for ice cream.
[31:08] But um i was asking this one girl who i really like as well this is a nice co-worker no resentment she's perfectly chill but we were just chatting because it was really slow and i was like do you guys i mean do you strategize like what's the best way to get tips.
[31:22] Um boom out comes the facts holy crap yeah it was like crazy she's like oh we call this co-worker in to do this if we're having bad tips when we do this and we've measured and like it's really funny it's really uh they just like boom boom boom and i'm not sure it comes with the highest level of respect for the patriarchy as humanly possible i'm not sure that they're like well but the magnificent males in the environment seem to respond positively to these incentives of just like yeah we do this we get money and uh that doesn't seem to be um it's not elevated but it's very very frank and i think that's very very interesting um because i think men um i think we think that we're somewhat mysterious as men not mysterious i'm telling you every woman sees all of your motives and knows what's going on right i will see a guy walk in and i'll i know immediately how much he's going to tip uh why he's tipping like all that stuff like seriously yeah i don't even need to talk to him just look and it's not just me this is just a woman thing like i'm not taking any pride in this yeah it's just an instinct right it's just an instinct so yes it is uh uh it is interesting uh college taught me ratios are everywhere all right uh so let's see what did people say yeah let us know what your first jobs are i'm kind of curious a worst job in a restaurant dishwasher. I did that when I was young. I lasted two days as a dishwasher and I was like I would literally love, I'd rather sell a kidney or live under a bridge than be a dishwasher.
[32:49] So I quit. Have they tried paying with Bitcoin? They have not tried paying with Bitcoin. Taking US apart for Canadian? Yes. What else do we have here? My second job at age 16, cleaning an auto body shop out front in the shop. Fun times. Although cleaning an auto body shop would be tough work, I imagine. It'd be kind of fun though. I bet it could be satisfying. Yeah, yeah.
[33:10] Oh, what did we get here? My first job was in the U.S. Army as a combat engineer at 17. Oh, that's sick. Yeah. I would do that. I mean, you did apply for that. But they said. Might not be the right type of person. James says, first job working for my father. Not so fun. First non-family job, grocery store cashier. I wanted to work at a grocery store. Yes. But they never got back to me. I sent in a resume three times. I talked to so many people. And I called them, like, guys, I have a resume. And I emailed them. And, like, they would not give me the job. Well, I think in Canada, there's a lot of subsidies for immigrant work. Yeah. So that's less available for natives. It's crazy. And I thought I was mysterious to women this whole time. No, you're not. No, no. So, Chris, you need to... Here, do we have a pen here? I have a water bottle. Yeah. So just hold this up. Pretend this is the pen from Men in Black. Boom. So you need to forget this, and you need to return to the idea that you are mysterious to women, and that they're baffled by your motives. It's really the only way i would never right even our men so uh you need to to go back because i don't think there's a reason why uh male male and female spaces need to stay separate at times because if we learn too much about what the females think of us well nothing good comes from that i kind of do you think i mean can anything good yeah nothing good can come from that nothing Nothing good can come from that. Women can stay mysterious. We men are painfully obvious.
[34:40] Let's see here. First job in middle school, paper route. Plenty of restaurant jobs in high school. Yeah, I did that kind of stuff too. Ooh, a butcher shop. That's not fun. First job, butcher shop in supermarket. It's gross back there. God, I bet. Don't they? I'm sure they have power saws and stuff like that too, right?
[34:56] IIRC, 12B combat engineer. I think he's just having a stroke. I don't think that's English anymore. He's just spamming. Okay. was the first combat moss to accept females. Well, going right there. So the one thing I do love about people in the military is they think we all know all of their nonsense acronyms. Oh, yeah, I know what the moss is. The 12B. The moss that grows on the tree. Yeah, yeah. I'm such a good army guy or girl. Or maybe it's one to be or not to be. That is the question. Because when you're dealing with an army guy, quoting Shakespeare, generally crosses all of that divide. All the wires are crossed. My first job was working for the U.S. Census. I thought that sounded like a cemetery. I was like, what? U.S. cemetery. That's a general U.S. cemetery? First job was delivering furniture to customers' houses. Some people living disgusting situations. That is true.
[35:45] L-O-L-I-I-R-C, if I remember correctly, and 12B or 11B are MOS codes. Well, that clears it up. Thanks. Yeah, that's Boyd. Talk about lifting the veil. Military Occupation Code, MOS. So now that we know that MOS stands for Military Occupation Code, would we say that we're any wiser whatsoever? My entire perception of the world around me has opened up. I feel enlightened. And my brain is functioning at three times the speed.
[36:15] Um my first job was working in my local science center nerd sorry at 14 loved it we told you the one in canada was closing down or in ontario whatever that used to go to be like no my childhood they still had the same they still they still had the same mac computer from like when i was your age back then wasn't that in the history yeah no it was still powering something guys i I think I've gone over this in a show before, but we did talk about this last live stream. Mention it. Why not? Yeah. It's funny. I'll just mention it. It's funny. My history class was teaching the 1980s, 1990s as history. They didn't even go over the 1960s. They went 1950s. But not ancient history yet. I mean, it was like in the same area. The same area. Ancient Greeks. It was right after like the Spain. The Spain? The Spain. The Spain? After those people left Spain and it took over in the 1990s. I'm not sure we want to be... 1490s. There we go. Okay. Oh, after they went to the New World. Yeah. Okay. The golden age of Spain. That's what I was yapping at. There we go. Now, when I referred to him as a nerd, I wouldn't necessarily be excluding myself from those categories. I'd be like, nerd, my bestie. Actually. First job, busboy, ended up serving, dishwashing, bartending, cooking, doing banquets at the same place. Banquets.
[37:37] Banquets bank is that bank banquets banquets banquets bank blanket oh maybe he needs baguettes like spearfishing with baguettes worse than when i say jalapenos, first job was in first job was construction still doing it after 10 years well i guess technically my first job was being constructed in old mommy's womb all right my first job my My first job was refereeing kids' football matches. That's kind of cool. You suck! Sorry. Yeah, I'd probably do that. Right. The numbers indicate the field. The letter indicates the specific job. I've still learned nothing. Is he still trying to explain stuff? I'm sorry. Please stop trying to explain it.
[38:19] Yeah, please stop trying to explain things. It's just, you're basically digging a hole that's deeper. And for a military man, that just means a very, very deep trench. Um... Let's see here. Mine was a shelf stocker at Kohl's. Oh, it's a grocery store.
[38:37] No, I think he means like a place that sells coal, like for heating. Oh, like when they send the children to the mine? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kohl's. A shelf stocker at Kohl's. Would you like that? Yes, that's what I tried to apply to be. Ugh. Do you know how much I could organize stuff? That's like my dream. There's so many teenage guys that work there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that's literally, I go to the grocery store. The cafe I work at is all women. The grocery store is all guys. What is this? I don't know what that is. But I think the guys don't go to the place with their tips. I hate to say it, but it's just guys don't get the same tips the girls do. No, it's true. Mine was carrying a gun and making sure people didn't rob the place. Wow. That's sick. Hopefully that was at 13 as well. I would work there. 12? 13's too old. Hello. Just saying hi as it's my first time catching you live. However, it's past midnight here in Portugal and I'm off to bed. You absolute grandma. Oh, did you need your nappy nappy time? Oh, you know what? You have your Ovaltine and you rub your little ointments in your arthritis areas and you just go and have yourself a good beddy-bye. Just remember to put your adult diaper on so you don't pee the bed.
[39:49] All right. You know, I feel very brave when people have left the show. I guess the thing, like, she's probably going to look back at this and be like, wow, I say hi and I just get viciously insulted to no end. No, no, I like to encourage people being open about their thoughts and feelings on this show. Because, you know, it's all about emotional expression. Yeah, yeah. Your emotional expression. All right. It's on a need-to-know basis. Oh, that's the military stuff, right? Sorry, I just wanted to feel less retarded.
[40:19] Wait, what? Oh, this is the guy explaining all the military stuff? We don't get it. The way his military brain doesn't use advanced philosophy. I don't know that that feeling was achieved, objectively. I think he made us feel retarded. No, I just, if people explain things badly, I refuse to feel stupid. Oh, the guy who said Kohl's is a bookstore, it was K-H-O-L-S or something like that. K-O-H-L-S. Same thing. It's really not. Yeah. Yeah, that's right, that's right. LOL, welcome to military lingo, where we acronym our acronyms and number them accordingly. I did that with every single set of ducks we've had These ones are the M7s What? This is new.
[41:04] Anyways all right uh okay uh so i remember we used to sell uh our software to the military because it was about environmental issues the military has huge environmental issues of course and we did make a point that they hooked us up to one of their acronym databases so that we knew what all the acronyms were in people's reports and their acronym database was bigger than our environmental database that's hilarious very funny all right lots of headlines about young workers who can't find a job even less when you consider talk of canada's population Population growing 100,000 million. Yeah, it's quite something. Kohl's was a bookstore. It's not K. I'm sorry. It's not C-O-L-E-S. It's with a K.
[41:40] He was from Twitter. Wanted to check the source material after seeing Endless Slander. Now he's going to report back. Yes, that's right. That's right. I finally went over to Steph's show from Twitter because he said, why don't people follow me over? You grandmother? Yes, that's right. With your Alzheimer's. That's right. Right. Well, you, you know, can't you listen to the show on that little machine that goes up the stairs in a spiral? No, no. Very, very, very slow machine that goes up that you sit on the spiral so that it helps you up the stairs because your knees. OK. All right. You say all this. You're going to need one one day. Foo bar the whole combo there. I don't know what foo bar means because I'm far too innocent. It means they're fudged up beyond all repair. Yeah. All right. Or it is pointless enough to not warrant a thorough explanation. Explanation. No, it's not. Kohl's is a clothing store. You can't wear Kohl's. That's for burning. Kohl's is a clothing store. Sorry, I thought it was a grocery store. They're basically the same thing. No, I don't think it is. If you're a moth, it's the same thing. Okay, we're going to look up Kohl's. No, it's with an S. Put an S. Oh, it is.
[42:46] Shop clothing? Department. Oh, it's a department store. Okay. Same thing. If you're a moth. What are we thinking of with groceries then? Zares? No, I'm thinking of something else.
[43:00] Cellphone is not buzzing. Just keep it away from the microphone if you can. Thank you. No, no, it's because it's trying to contact the server and it goes through the microphone. Yeah, just for you. My job's going to need me. I'm going to get fired. It's all your fault. Today in government, breaking every American social security number may have been stolen in the new major hack with over 2.7 billion records allegedly compromised from national public data. How do you mess up? Was Hillary Clinton in charge of it? like what that is excellent coals is also a grocery store show i don't think that's true.
[43:32] I think we're just getting trolled now. Oh. Australia. Australia. That's what I knew. I knew it. I'm just a genius. I actually live in Australia. Yeah. Yes, but I'm not sure. Oh, yeah. So it could be in Australia, right? Okay. Because we've been there before. G'day, mate. Where do you want a kangaroo burgers? Guys. What? What? What was that? Yap, yap, mate. No, did you say cold? Was that an Australian accent saying cold? Cold. You just have to sound vaguely constipated to do Australian. I can do Asian and Asian grandmother. So for Australian, you just want to sound sunburned, constipated, and angry. Just talk normally then. All right. No, it's okay. It was funny. I can't even do accents. So the fact that you can't, it's like I'm just mocking you out of jealousy. Well, Australia isn't real. I love that meme. It's like, Australia is like when Europeans go to a continent and 150 years later, it's like a paradise. It's amazing. All right. The cell phone thing is radio interference. It's not something you hear on your end. Yes. Thank you, James. Oh, sorry. Can you actually, please actually up there? The cell phone thing is a radio interference. It's not something you hear on your end because actually I'm smarter than you. Yes, we are aware that we don't hear it on our end. I appreciate it. Because it's interference and we wouldn't hear it.
[44:58] So say raise up lights and you've said razor blades in Australian raise up lights, have you heard that one about if stranger things were said in England no I can't do it British didn't you work on it you worked on a British accent I watched freaking tutorial videos, no but British accent depends what kind of British accent because a lot of different ones because I want to be a poor British orphan Orphan. Um no i don't what was that story you were telling me today while we were hiking, we would sorry just just to frame it we were talking about how sibling relationships are either one of the greatest things in your life or pretty much the worst but go on yeah but it was it was this video and it's like the the title was like most average younger sibling experience, and this girl was like can i get some more food right she wanted like a refill of her bowl and And the older sibling was like, okay, but you have to ask for it as if you're a poor British orphan begging from her master or whatever. It's like, can I get some more food, please? I'm starving.
[46:06] I don't know what that is. Is that a British person falling from an airplane? You know what? Yeah, it's you. I mimic you because you're the only British person I have currently in my life. What is that? There's another great meme about the Australian accent, which is a guy being yelled at by his sergeant in the army. Me have you come here to die and he says now i came here yesterday oh my god ow all right let's see here your dad is literally british no i am not british you happy happy i am where was i born oh africa oh my god that is you know what that's close enough i'm just gonna take it no i'm just Sorry, sorry. I meant Asia. Who was born in Africa? Your father. No. Elon Musk. Yes. But in my family. German and Irish. Who was born in Africa? Mother. No. My mother's German. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Who was born in Africa? South Africa, to be precise. Your half-sister. Yes. And? Your brother. There we go. My brother was born in Africa. South Africa. You were born in Irish. Yes. Irish cream? I was born in a vat of liquor? Well, it must be Ireland, so... Yes, I was literally born in Ireland. So, literally British? Not correct, actually. All right. Actually!
[47:33] Let's see here. Yeah, I'd be such a good 1980s valley girl. Gag me with a spoon. Have you tried using that accent at work? I have not. Ice cream! Sorry. That's a, I don't know, seizure. Fine. Ah, just imagine how many tips I would get. Magical. I have one vanilla, and would you like that in a cup or a can? I don't even know what that was. Hold on. That was not a Valor accent. Steph is Irish, mate. All right. That's correct. That is correct. I only know how to do an Irish accent because of Alice. Have you seen this one? Oh, my gosh. Yes. Oh, can you do this? Like, I can get arrested for saying the wrong thing, but at least I can't hang me trousers on the line. Ha ha. So this so what happened was a guy wrote as a brit i accept that i don't have american style freedom of speech but i do have the freedom to hang my washing up outside unlike most of you americans with your homeowners association rules and the org or getting arrested for saying the wrong thing police don't get on me trousers on the loin i laid this the british the teeth oh you see the one is like it's it's isn't it bruv and it's the snake with the crooked teeth right right uh oh did we lose that hang on wait a day destroy the live stream the live stream will return. No, it will not. It's lost forever in the depths. G'day, mate. You have a stepsister. Half-sister. Oh, wait, no. Yeah. Mine's actually the left half, I think.
[49:02] Let's see here.
[49:06] Stefan Murphy. Yes, that's right. Stefan Hamaladu. Have you taught? Is he Cockney rhyming slang yet? I'm scared. No, she heard some of me do some of Roman. I even taught with an H. Have you talked have you talked uh i have a half sister yeah my father got remarried, i'm surprised the lore isn't coming out the lore is coming out um now i see i just i know that this is tough for you but i'm sorry that people just aren't tipping, and that's because it's because i'm not on camera that's because you're on camera i'm very very sorry that people aren't tipping for the wonderful contributions you're having to the show i've I've literally just yapped. I'm just going to hold you so you don't feel so bad. All right. Okay. So, yeah. Maybe if we do more irritating British accents. They're all irritating. Oh, insult.
[50:00] Okay, so we've asked for first jobs. Let's ask for worst jobs. This. Yes. Well, your big lesson is those who are competent and stuff get punished by more work. Honestly. I'll tip for ice cream. Thanks, bro. I will give you extra. When people tip, I literally put more ice cream.
[50:22] No, it's not even that. Here's the thing, though, okay? It's not because they tip. It's because usually the people who tip are friendly so if you're friendly and chatty i'll be nice to you back by giving you more i'm like i try and make small talk with everyone i like who comes because i want them to remember the place i want to be friendly and i just you know honestly the more you small talk the more likely they are to tip but even if they don't certified yapper appreciate it i will take my certification and use it to get a new job um i'm literally gonna put down my next job resume i am a certified yapper by c2 spark okay um why did that go valley girl c2 spark okay um okay thanks simp thank you appreciate it i will take it and i'm kidding um, but what was i gonna say oh yeah so i will make like a small talk and i'll chat with pretty much everyone um but it's the people that don't chat that usually don't tip because they're just kind of unfriendly and cold. And look, I mean, obviously I'm not saying you have to tip. If you don't want to tip, you don't have to tip. Okay. It's ice cream. It's not like I'm a waitress or something at like a complicated restaurant memorizing orders. I literally have a notepad and like, it's not that serious. If you don't tip, I'm not upset with you. But if you're friendly, if you're unfriendly, that's what I don't like. Just be friendly. You know, you don't have to be a great, maybe you're shy, but just smile and say thanks and please. Like, it's not that hard. Okay. We're Canadian. You're supposed to be like this. But like what annoys me the most is when someone Someone will say, oh, I'll take three cones.
[51:50] Okay, are you missing a few steps with your order? Maybe the flavor, the size, whether you want toppings. But you don't say it in that sarcastic tone, do you? No, I'll be like, okay, what flavors would you like for those? Can you narrow it down a little, please? I've got 24 flavors in there. You know, next time they do that, I'm literally just going to charge them, like, $4 and give them three cones. Exactly. Like, sorry. Exactly. Okay. Why not? It's all for sale. Great. Hence, rigged Olympus. Worst job, sub shop. And what was wrong? I wanted to work at a subway. I applied there like twice.
[52:31] I was going to say something. I sent a tip on a website with a message. Why, thank you very much. Most kind. Thanks for the ice cream, Izzy. Oh, appreciate it. All right. Very nice. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Have to send some through Amazon. Maybe they just want the cone. Cone no but the thing is then like the thing is if i say just three cones they'll be like yeah and then if i ask what flavor they want they'll be like no like sorry they won't be no but if they if they only wanted the cones they just say no i just want the cones um but we we don't just sell the cones without the ice cream if you want three waffle cones we can do that because they're a dollar yeah but the reason they're a dollar is because we put more ice cream in them because they're bigger which i literally have to explain every time someone orders it because i'll say that's a dollar extra is that okay and they're like why so usually i just started off by saying okay well they're bigger and sweeter but since they're bigger we put like half a scoop or a scoop extra ice cream in them even for whatever size you get uh is that okay because it'll be a dollar extra like that kind of thing and because they can't i don't know anyways um i wanted to mention something a little bit too so we're just going to do izzy and me too bad love it so um.
[53:39] We had two instances of pretty bad service today. Oh my God. Yes, this is adding on to what Zimp is saying. Zimp, what did you want to read that? I just hate when I go into a place looking to conduct business and the service person at the counter acts like I completely ruined their day for wanting to buy something. Yeah. I am with you. That's why whenever someone comes, I'm friendly. Hi, how are you? If I'm busy, I'll be like, I have to make three more ice creams, but I'll be with you in just a second. Why don't you decide? Let me know if you want any samples while I make them, right? A little communication. I just chat with them and I'll be like, you know what? I'll be two minutes. Is that okay? And I'll say, if you want anything from the cafe, they're not busy right now. You can come back when I'm done. It's that kind of thing. But we went into a restaurant today because we wanted to get lunch. And let's talk about our day because it was a fun day. Okay. So we got up and we threw some planes.
[54:23] Yes. Because we got, I got them from the dollar store. They made them a dollar extra since I was last there. Like now it's a $2 store. So we threw some planes. And then just before my arm left socket, because I have this weird belief that throwing it harder makes it go better. They're just like polystyrene planes. so then we went for a full airplanes you can put 50 to 60 people on we went for a river walk and I'm not sure people would really understand that it's basically there's an area and I used my absolute geniusness to find the exact place we went to before I'm basically like that rainbolt guy on GeoGuessr I'm not I use Google Maps, I couldn't find the same place, but I had to, you know, I figured it out anyways.
[55:00] It wasn't that serious. But it's basically, you take a walk until you can find a creek. So usually it's a bit of a ways, but this one's pretty close to like the entrance of the trail. Yeah. And then you go into the creek and you just basically hunt for critters. You might find frogs, turtles. We found ducks and ducklings today, which was really cool. That was very cool. She just had two ducklings, but they were very cute.
[55:21] And this one actually had a big island in the middle. Yes. It was a really, really wide river, but it's shallow. It's usually knee deep at most. And you can look and when it's shallow, especially like if it's only foot deep or there's like rocks that you can kind of stand on because they're big, you flip little rocks and look for crayfish. Yes. Or small fish that just kind of sit there. It's really fun. It sounds like it might be boring, but it's actually really fun. No, it's really cool. And Izzy. His first two today. First two crayfish. I have mostly been observing and filming Izzy because they kind of give me a little bit of the ick because they're like interdimensional lobster travelers from the future. Hey, lobsters. That's true. But only when I don't think of them as giant sea cockroaches. I just have to put that out of my head. Hey, how do you like your sea cockroach?
[56:06] But anyway, so Izzy was very patient, I would say, as I repeatedly screamed. When I first started, I was kind of skittish with it, too. I just don't have any fear anymore. And I just accept it when they pinch my fingers into blood nowadays. So I was able to catch those, which was great. And then we walked around and we ended up walking on a trail for dirt bikes, which is really cool. They had a picnic table set up as like a jump. Like they build it up to the sides with earth. So at the top of it, you went over. We thought it was like, oh, someone eats here. And you were like, the ground is swallowing it up. And I'm like, no, it's a dirt jump. Like it was really funny. So I, I don't know, let's do a tiny bit of backstory. story. So I have realized that the best way for me to avoid a mid-afternoon lull in energy is not to eat much, if any.
[56:49] I don't think people could see that. So they just fascinated by my tales of eating. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
[56:55] So I don't eat sort of till later in the day, but then I get kind of hungry. So we were kind of hungry. We looked for a place. First place we went to, we wanted an all day breakfast. The first place we went to was like, we have a special, eggs special, but it was EGS. I don't know if you noticed that on the board. And so there was this guy behind the counter and I'm like, what is your egg special? and he basically said, oh, it's traditional Ethiopian food. Now, I can be a little bit adventurous with eating, but honestly, I just wanted some bacon and eggs. My adventure eating is Panda Express, okay? That's as far as I'm going to go. That's right. I want to be glazed in MSG. And also, we're going to get into the oily face phenomenon, so bookmark that in your brain. So we left there. We went to another place. What was wrong with the second place? The second place was- It was closed. No, the front of the place was- No, it was the pita pit. Oh, yeah, yeah. So the pita pit. So we went into the pita pit. Yeah. And we're just standing by the cash register. We're just standing by the cash register. There's three other people in the entire restaurant. One of them's already eating, and the other two are sitting at their chair waiting for their order to be called out. And we were there probably five or seven minutes. Ten minutes. Ten minutes. Genuinely ten minutes. Nobody greeted us. Nobody said just a moment. We had no idea what was going on. She didn't even look at us. Didn't even look at us. There was no one else there, and we were talking loudly, so they obviously knew we were at the counter. We'd even bought like took drinks out of the freezer or the fridge. I mean to pay and like it was absolutely ridiculous and.
[58:20] So anyway, after a certain amount of time, I'm just like, I'm not subsidizing a business. This is just badly run. I get so irritated because. Well, now in particular, you, right? Yeah, because I mean, for me working again, as I said before, if I'm busy, like sometimes people will order. I had some guy came up and he's like, OK, so I'll take some ice creams. And I'm like, how many is like 10? I'm like, and then I'm like, oh, 10. It's like, yeah, six doubles, four singles and one hot dog. And can you mix flavors for the doubles? Wait, that's 11. No, one hot dog. Oh, hot dogs, sorry. Yeah. And he's like, can you make flavors for the doubles? And I'm like, yeah.
[58:54] And he's like, okay, so. But please don't. I'm like, can you write six doubles and then four single? I'm like, yeah. And then we, it took like probably five to 10 minutes to get his order because he kept changing it because his friends were coming like, no, I don't want mango. Actually, can I take pistachio almond? Right. Like it was a whole bunch. It was a mess, but we got the order. So then the next customer came and they'd been waiting forever in the line too. And I was like, hey, I'm really sorry. Sorry, if you don't mind waiting a minute, you know, maybe pick your flavors. If you want to try any samples, let me know. But I have 10 ice creams I've got to make and I'm by myself. Yep. So I'll be with you in just a minute. Like maybe more than a minute. But I was just friendly and I was like, look, I'm going to be a minute. Yep, it happens. And like this place wasn't even busy. Like two people waiting for their food. And yes, I know there's online ordering, but like. At least say something. At least say, yeah, I've got some online orders, but I'll be with you. And she wasn't even moving quick. She was like meandering around. No, it was like when we were at that park, the fun park. The fun spot? And it was slow motion. Everything was just slow motion. Yeah, yeah. Everybody's moving slowly. Well, it's also partly because I think it was just at the end of the restrictions. Yeah, yeah. And it was like some roller coaster. Yeah. And they were taking forever to clean it. And it's like just meandering. Oh, gosh. Hurry up. Oh, that was a voice call. so that we left there and then we got some lunch which was fine and then we went to Starbucks and that was slow.
[1:00:23] Holy crap. I mean, she really didn't seem to understand my order at all. Because you were making zero sense.
[1:00:29] You were yapping about... It was just slow. That's really what I'm saying. It was him. He was saying about the, like, the nitro cold brew. Yeah, so... It wasn't available much, and last time they went there... Hold on. You're going to tell it from an extremely biased opinion, so you're not... No. Silent spell. I'm kidding. Has been cast. I'm kidding. but no so he likes his nitro cold brew addiction but he it wasn't available last time at that starbucks and um yeah wandering into money laundering screams very accurate but we were at the starbucks and last time the machine was down on basically mcdonald's at this point but this time we went back and he was like last time you know this is really going to determine but He was talking so slow. He was like, this is really going to determine the rest of my day. No, no, that's not how it started. I said, there are times when a man gets to a fork in the road, which leads either to joy or misery and potentially arson. And it really hinges on whether or not you have nitro cold brews available for me at this moment. And I think it went on for another five to 10 minutes with a lot of military acronyms, if I remember rightly.
[1:01:42] Okay. But she followed it. No. No, she absolutely followed it. And then I said to her and she said, well, nitro cold brew. It kind of feels like a grumpy drink. And I'm like, that's what she said. Did she? Yes. If you were listening and I said, no, he's wondering if you have it. And she goes, oh, no.
[1:02:02] I thought I was pretty clear. No, you were not. It was clear for you, wasn't it? Because you'd yapped the entire way down there about, oh, I really hope they have it. I really hope they have it. What if they don't have it? What if they have it? Yes. But anyway, they had it and all was well. It was so nice. It was so nice. But yeah, I thought she was just confused because she was waiting for the point of the story, which is, I would like a Nitro Cold Brew, please. That's what I was just like, he'd like a Nitro Cold Brew. That's right. That's right. And we don't do McDonald's. Sorry, we don't. Oh, we don't do Starbucks very much. No, because they don't usually have nitro. Their nitro cold brew is really something quite special. It's literally cocaine. You know, I looked up how much caffeine it has in it. A lot. It's really not small. No. The nitro does something to it. And then you don't let me drink Celsius. So here's the thing. So we have a little soda maker at home. If I do that to my coffees, I assume that the CO2 will also enhance the caffeine and all will be well. I can do carbonated nitro cold brews at home. Okay, you tree.
[1:02:56] Okay, there was something really funny, though. So my, uh, my coworker at ice cream, she's kind of in cafe training, but not in the same amount that I am. Like I have some really long shifts later. I mentioned earlier, but she'll go in like once every week or two, which is a terrible training thing. Okay. I see there's some new hires coming in at the end of this month because most people are leaving for college, but they have like five days in a row and then a few day break and then another five days in a row of training. Because if it's two weeks apart, how the heck are you supposed to remember anything? Right. They teach me how to make this complicated drink with like 10 different steps. And then two weeks later, they're like, oh, can you make the Spanish latte? And I'm like, guys, it's been two weeks. I don't remember anything. And this one girl wouldn't let me take notes. I said, can I take notes? And she's like, no. No, Spanish latte is easy. Just give them a latte and say, ole!
[1:03:43] Something like that. Okay. That would be perfect. That's great. Oh, can you give me an actually voice, please? Actually, then it's carbonated, not nitro-grenaded. Nitro-grenaded? What do you read there? Nitrogenated. Right. Okay. That's probably better than grenaded. Actually, I think that's better than grenaded.
[1:04:04] Actually. Latter-day Saint Christians don't drink hot drinks or cold versions of the same. Okay. Is that another actually? Actually well jess is not actually a latter-day saint christian right former day saint former night saint maybe oh yeah anyways this was the story so my co-worker goes to the uh cafe and they while she's in there she's waiting for food because we don't have breaks so basically whenever it's not super busy get some one of us will go okay you know what i can take orders and scoop the ice cream fortunately now we i actually got a different co-worker or another co-worker after like a month by myself which was not fun but she's super nice as i said before but anyways.
[1:04:43] She um she was gonna go order for the both of us from the cafe yeah um and she goes there and she's taking forever and she comes back with like a little one of those uh shots like espresso shot little cups like the little ones yeah and it's a little like a cardboard cup or whatever yeah uh you know what i'm talking about yep and she comes back and i'm like oh what's this and she's like they made me make this i'm like oh she's she's like would i have another little cup and i'm like oh was it not for a customer or did you like mess it up and she's like no no no like they just said make this and there's no customer who wants it right they're just showing me it's a double shot of espresso so obviously what we do is we split it into the two little shot cups and we clink it together say cheers and drink it absolutely disgusting actually foul these things Things were like molten, like sulfur, like ew. Right, right. But anyways, it was very funny. Well, and I would say, as a whole, we may have slightly different opinions about the joy that I bring to service workers. I think it's huge joy. I think people at the cafe near our house are actually scared of you. I loom up and I bring joy to their lives. We know people like you in the cafe, but...
[1:06:00] Uh don't don't focus on the question finish the story i'm reading it okay i'm sorry you're telling me to finish is it's important to stay focused careful i'm actually it's an important to stay focused all right go go uh free domain donate now accepts nitrogen text, what kind of absolute psycho would pour their milk before their cereal look i don't personally have a huge opinion about this one don't get me started on caramel versus caramel but um or a laboratory versus laboratory i don't care either way okay those ones but no i for cereal i don't really have a question like a question about it i think people that pour the cereal before sorry that pour the milk before the cereal just do it to be different and trendy because you get floater so you don't even know if it's all cereal it's just on the top yeah so like anyone who does that is just doing it because it became a joke okay or they accidentally like they had a bunch of cereals to make and they're like i'm just gonna pour the milk in first whatever um Um, yeah. What's wrong with you? Why do you do that? The refilling the cereal? No, just drink the milk. Wait, wait. Always milk first. So when you do live streams, you got to read the question. No, I don't. Always milk first because I refill the cereal like six times. Okay. Just drink the milk at the end because then you're hydrated. You do that. What are you going at? You do that. Do what? You refill your cereal. Well, if there's extra milk. Yeah. Okay. Because I'm, I'm, I'm there to eat, not to drink. Thanks.
[1:07:25] So, let's see here. Oh, yes. Was there another question that I see? I just want to double check over here. Any other last questions? Hi, Izzy. I got a big question for you. Out of all the things you most want to do in life, what is the last thing you'd give up on? Family time. Oh, gosh. What is the last thing you'd give up on? Honestly, probably getting married and having kids. I do kind of, you know, want to continue the bloodline. Right, right. And living in the country? Farm? Docks? you would give up on that i like it a lot and i'd probably do it at some point in my life yeah but it's not like i'd much like to do it first but i i i mean it really depends right but yeah i think i would give up on that if my life was somehow better in a different way right right okay, yeah but crazy sociopath yeah i'd say honestly psychopath maybe like bipolar disorder that's the kind of thing nice all right let's see if there are any other last questions over here.
[1:08:24] All right. Cole's a seer without the history. That might be a little specialized. Peace, oh knowledge. All right. Any other last questions for Daiz?
[1:08:36] Wow, Stefan, is he available in China without a VPA? He's in China. Get out, bro. Is Stef a good duck doctor or just a quack? Oh, quack is a slang for a bad doctor.
[1:08:46] No, he's a... uh we've we've well you you've treated a couple of issues with ducks bumblefoot, angel wing okay i yeah so excellent hold on my bad wi-fi um okay so bumblefoot it's a thing basically when your ducks if they step on something sharp and they get like a sliver or a cut on their foot and then it gets infected because they walk around in like a lot of um i don't know stuff like that right so um basically it's called bumblefoot because their foot will swell up in the areas that are injured and there's a lot of places on the internet when i first looked it up that said oh yeah you your duck will be your duck will be dead in like two days that's what when we saw it we kind of freaked out well yeah i was like freaking out i'm like i will pay the extra 20 bucks on amazon to get that thing shipped earlier right like the medicine Listen, she was literally completely fine. The thing she was most bothered about was probably wearing that dumb shoe. We had this blue shoe for her. Well, we didn't want her to keep getting infected, right? Yeah, so we took it off when she swam, and she was so upset. She was such a sweet duck. Her name was Donut. Our favorite. My favorite. I didn't care. I didn't care? You didn't know her name for the first year of her life. I cared about her because every time I saw her.
[1:10:07] I got hungry. Okay. Because donut. You liked Magpie because he was the only boy who also had no IQ, just completely unrelated. Okay, but Magpie's lack of intelligence has been more than compensated by Sonny's genius. Sonny is our new genius. Brilliant. He's absolute genius. He is, actually. I'm not sure that- He does not understand how to walk up stairs. He doesn't know. We have a little patio screen door in the back, and we have some four stairs. They're short stairs. They're not the big stairs. They're like this much, this steep, this steep. He doesn't know how to walk up them. He just kind of paces. And then he got stuck on top of a container where I keep my tadpoles. He got stuck on it. He didn't know how to get down. Jump. It's like half a foot. We open the door to the coop and the girls all come out no problem. And half the time he's just like panicking because he doesn't know where the door is. But he is very pretty. He's a stunning dog. He's got this really creamy white It's like creamy white, it's not white white He's got these brown feathers He's huge too I had to pick him up once because he couldn't get out of the coop He's like 20 pounds, he's giant, Absolutely lovely, a beautiful duck A real himbo Yes, I do know the scary duck story, You were late? You were late because You didn't know where the ducks went.
[1:11:32] Arlo the duck Honestly. Oh, Arlo the Duck. Oh, very good. Good reference to my novel, The Present, available at freedomain.com. It's like books. Like the sponsors in the YouTube. No, I'm kidding. Okay, hold on. Arlo the Duck. No, not Arlo. His sister, Penny. Penny was originally Pablo because I thought it was a boy and I thought Pablo was hilarious. We also had Rico and Pedro who are also girls. And the only one we gave a feminine name was the boy.
[1:12:01] They were all quite confused, and we did not get their pronouns very early on. No, it takes a while with Muscovies. But, okay, so the female duck's Penny, she's super sweet. Her real name's Penelope, but we just call her Penny because it's easier. But she's genius. She's very smart, yeah. My mom was cutting up a watermelon earlier today, and she does the one where she cuts up the rinds. Like, she cuts it, and then she takes the flesh of the watermelon out, and we're just left with the rinds. It's a little pink stuff at the bottom. There's a bit of pink on the rinds. and ducks will usually give that to the ducks because they really like watermelon. Yeah. Like every duck we've had it's just a loved watermelon. So I go out and they have a little swimming area like a tiny tiny little pond and so I have two watermelon rinds and I put them in and they float but face down. So Piper, Bandit and Sunny are all trying to flip it over and like struggling with it. Penny stands there and she's just chirping like at me like squeaking because she doesn't really chirp she just has this weird little squeak Um, and she, she, she keeps chirping at me and then I move over. There's like a little rock you can stand on. I go to the rock because I'm like, what does she want? She pushes from like across the pond. She pushes the watermelon to me for me to flip it over and hold it out for her to eat. Amazing. Like I've never seen a duck. I didn't even know they were smart enough to do that. I know if I know of a duck online who can like sit and knows its name and stuff like that.
[1:13:27] I was shocked, and I'm like, maybe that was a mistake? So I move it away, and she does it again. I was shocked, because I knew she was smart. I know the girls, Bandit and Penny, are smart. But dang, that's smart. She also has figured out how to open her coop door. So the inside is a little latch that's just big enough for them. She can pull it open. And pull it open with her feet. She's like a parrot, okay? She's smart. Right.
[1:13:56] So, yeah. It was, um, there was another question. Oh, are ducks or geese more likely to violate the NAP? It's mostly gone. This wrist, I have. Can you still hang on? Hold it up. Because, yeah, you can see a little bit of scar here, right? I have a bite mark. And this was like two weeks ago. Sunny bites. He's mean. Piper bites too. But Penny and Bander are sweet. But Piper bites everyone. Piper bites the other girls. I've seen Piper just attacking Penny. Penny's like dead bottom in the pecking order.
[1:14:24] She's also attacked Sunny. I think, which is strange. strange piper is the top of the pecking order despite being a small girl like tiny like this big but she um yeah she bites and sunny do you have your phone um can you show a picture we can hold it up to the camera hold on can you there was another question i think i uh sorry um so our ducks or it depends if you're going to include canada geese canada geese are banded face satan birds i will literally be on a pathway yeah walk past them and i start getting hissed at and they He bowed their head at me and... Oh, yeah. So what is Sonny's duckhood like? Maybe he should have Colin. His childhood. That's nice. He had a lovely childhood. He was such a happy guy. We gave him treats all the time. We sat with him. Right. Okay, here.
[1:15:11] Can I hold that? Yeah. I'll just hold that up. So this here is top to bottom. You can go. I can't top? Here. Okay. We're going to go bottom to top. Bottom to top. So Piper, mean. Mean Piper. Next to her is Bandit with the black head. Then next to Bandit is Sunny, the absolutely giant duck. He's grown a lot since this picture, whereas the girls haven't. And then in the very back, you can just see him past Sunny or her. That's Penny. Right. Do the screens go up? Yeah, no. Is there any other views? I can get a better picture of each of them. We can even do video if we want. No. Cobra chickens. Bandit face Satan birds. Yeah, that was quite a good turn of phrase.
[1:15:52] Here is Penny, or sorry, Bandit is the black one. Penny's the, or sorry, Sunny. Oh my gosh, Sunny is the white one. My brain is just not working right now. We do not eat ducks. Look, I would definitely, I'm not like one of those people who is opposed to eating animals. Wait, wait, do the birds. What? Do the birds up here. What birds? These.
[1:16:12] Wait, I'm lost. We need to know. Did we finish with them? Oh, it's just the two, right? Oh, sorry. I thought there was more than that. No, no. Okay. I'll get the other two. Here are the other two. They're very similar looking. But um it's like a a two-headed bird no it's that the japanese thing the yin yang oh yeah yeah so the one closer to the camera whose back is facing us that's piper you can't see it very well but penny has like a gray and black uh back and she's the one facing away or facing towards right with her chest but okay sorry the question we also eat ducks i don't i've never eaten duck it seems kind of like fatty and i'm not a huge fan of like super fatty foods i just find the taste like kind of gross but um i am not one of those people who's like oh i have a duck no one can eat ducks that's evil okay ducks are good food i know some people really like the fatty like kind of meat they're raised for that right they were raised they used to be chickens basically what i mean by that is they used to be like everyone would eat duck eggs and duck meat and stuff like that but then basically people were uh were like oh chickens are way easier to take care of they're way less messy so let's switch to chickens and they were actually called hook bill hook bill ducks and they're almost extinct now but um and sorry uh can we just get one more actually.
[1:17:25] Oh, Korean. Sorry, sorry. No, but can you just give me an actually voice? Actually, yin and yang is Korean. Nice. All birds are angry. They resent the fall of the dinosaurs, but geese are particularly resentful, aggressively so. Yeah. Although swans can be pretty aggressive too. I've never had too many issues with swans. Wow. But, I mean, I guess they just don't mind me. Bandit looks pretty good, but it's hard to beat a duck called Penny. Bandit's a very pretty duck. She's got some iridescent feathers. And Piper just has one iridescent feather on her back. And the rest of her back is like a creamy white. Yeah, this is Penny. Or sorry, this is Sunny. He's biting my camera.
[1:18:05] It's a great picture. Okay. Do not be too alarmed. But that is Sunny. Right before, Izzy used to have, I don't know, was it four or five other siblings? Yeah. And they all basically been ingested. That's the guy that did my arm. Yeah, yeah. I was literally feeding him.
[1:18:20] You may remember that with the Jaws theme. bottom so one last one yeah the one like standing up whose body is in the picture i'm just zooming in a tiny bit is that right yeah yeah yeah that's penny that's the extremely intelligent duck we have and they're all muscovy ducks they're about two months old yep two months so they've grown crazy fast yeah i actually when i when we first got them i didn't think ben didn't know there were going to be jump scares this stream oh because of the sore because of the biting thing right um that's a cool pic yeah we should make a t-shirt of that oh i have so many of them they just he just absolutely attacks my camera he hates it oh this is a cute one hold on this is uh these are oh these are the only pictures she has of ducks really i have way too many this is a cute one of penny she's just looking at the camera sorry how did you pronounce that penny penny it doesn't just affect teenage boys no i my voice cracks aren't going away it's been like two years Anyways, I'm going to keep yapping about the ducks, but if you want to talk about anything else, I'll get to it. Well, right, right, right. There's another one. Can I show this one or no? Yeah. Okay. Oh, I don't know. Are you ready for the jump scare? Bump. That's Piper. Piper at the gates of dawn.
[1:19:34] That's an old album from Pink Floyd. Okay.
[1:19:39] Are you sent off a singing audition? Oh, you're sending it off. I'm sending it off. I'm auditioning for a play in my homeschooling group this year. How many ducks do you have? Four. Four. We were aiming for three. We promised mom three. We went there and there was a miscommunication. She's like, you said four, right? And I'm like, oh. And we said, no, three. Three. And she's like, oh, well, I already separated them from their mother. And I don't know which one should go back to who. I don't know which mother it is. And I'm like, okay. We're like, fine, an extra duck. I didn't think a bandit was going to make it. When we first got her, she was looking pretty rough, just like head down, not doing that. I kind of just gave her, put food in her mouth and she kind of dealt with it. It's funny because if we had not gotten one, then we might not have the male. Because one male to three females is a good ratio, right? It's usually one to four. Is it one to four? Okay. He's aggressive, but I don't think he's actually started mating yet. Right. Or as we referred to it in the past, they're dancing. Yeah. All right. Um, any, I'm just going to ask any last questions, any other good photos, but I'm trying to find, I have one of this epic frog. This one.
[1:20:50] Don't zoom. It's perfect. Okay. I caught this giant frog. He's absolutely massive. He was a little alarming. I named him Gorbo. It should be Gorlock. Gorlock. What?
[1:21:03] Little old lady. I'm auditioning for Alice in Wonderland I want to be the Queen of Hearts I don't know if I'll get it And it's a musical So yay Sing it away, I have to do a monologue I think I'll do something from Glass Menagerie Do a monologue, don't do stuff in stereo Mono is the way to go, Here's the thing The audio audition for the singing is supposed to be, 16 bars 30 seconds specifically I got 49 night i mean uh when is he said 16 bars i thought it was going to be an audition for an irish musical bit of drinking a lot wish all right uh do you plan to expand your poultry army army with chickens or quail i i was saying i want to say i love quail but they're so cute they're little guys right i love quail yeah but i can't say i love chickens i think chickens are basically just sunny they're just kind of dumb i haven't seen a smart chicken i'm sorry that's fair that's I haven't heard of a smart chicken.
[1:22:04] That frog looks like Jabba the Hutt's second cousin. Break a leg. So you know that's the... Yeah, yeah. Right? And you know where that comes from, right? Yes. Go. Before... Yeah. I remember, but I... Actually... Actually, break a leg means I hope to see you in the cast. That's what I meant. That's what I meant. I knew it was something... Something to do with the cast, right? Yeah. At least that's one theory. I don't think that's what it means. All right. Let's see here. Uh, any last questions? Give them once, give them twice.
[1:22:36] Uh, somebody had a question. I thought it was interesting, but it might be a bit complicated, but let's give it a try.
[1:22:42] Steph, Izzy, I accepted a job, but another company with a much higher salary came back with an offer. Any tips on how to handle it? So hopefully I don't burn a bridge. I want to go to the higher salary. So he got a job at company A. Company B offered him. So he said, I'll take the job at company A and he's getting all prepared. Company B comes along and gives him much more money. How does he extract himself from the first? You suck! Okay. You suck! Look, well, personally, go ahead with your thoughts.
[1:23:08] My brain is empty. Your brain is empty of this. It's a bit of an interesting question. For me, it wouldn't exactly be don't burn bridges, but you can just say, look, you know, I've got a better offer. If you can match the price, I'd be happy to stay with you. That's the answer. I have somebody who's willing to pay me a lot more for my time. Yeah. I apologize. You seem like a nice company, but I do have to go with what's going to be better for me, which is the money. Yeah. Like, you can just say, look, if we'd been working here for years, I'd probably try and negotiate with you about staying or getting more pay or whatever but we've barely even started i don't have any relations with you again seem like a good workforce but i really have to go with the better pay unless you can match it or at least come close because there could be other benefits like a better boss or maybe a more opportunities a couple hours yeah no no let's not get crazy or so it could be that they could be better it's a better job more opportunities for growth it could be a smaller company which gives you more opportunities to do different kinds of work could It could be a better bar. So they may not have to match it, but I got to say, look, this place is offering me 30% more.
[1:24:09] So either that means that they're overpaying or you're underpaying. And I'm not sure what the answer is, but you know, all of that. So I would say bring the offer to the original company and give them that. That was the most professional speech I've ever heard. Oh, well done. Thank you. Well done. See, that's what I have to do. And I'm like, yeah, you guys, I really appreciate it. But I might have to go to a, you know, a different workforce if you guys keep having me go into the garbage. Yeah, no kidding. All right. So we've had another actually moment. Somebody's correcting us. Actually, I thought break a leg was from the 1920s when they were all superstitious that they were fooling the bad luck demons or something. So in the theater world, you're only allowed, there's a play called Macbeth, which is a really, really dark play. I remember. And set in Scotland, of course, Macbeth. I was thinking like Asia. So you're never supposed to say the word Macbeth. You have to refer to it as a Scottish play. And if you do say the word Macbeth, you have to run around the theater three times to break the curse. Okay. And Macbeth is a curse play. That's the one where I had a big sword fight with someone, and I swung my sword, and it got stuck in the wall. It got stuck in the wall, so I ended up having to jump him and strangle him to death, because I couldn't get my sword out from the wall. And then I got stabbed, and I was given a blood pack, and it was supposed to gently ooze from my hands after I got stabbed, because I played Macbeth. But what happened was, I couldn't get it to break, so I kept gripping and gripping until the point where it exploded.
[1:25:36] Like somebody... He put extra blood in it. Yeah, he put extra blood, and he just made it too tough to break.
[1:25:41] So it went and covered the first three rows in fake blood.
[1:25:46] And unfortunately, it turned a little bit into a comedy. But there's really not much we can do with that. That's actually kind of funny. So it is a bit of a cursed play, to be honest. Um, I phrased that as an, I thought not an actually, actually phrasing doesn't matter for an actually moment. Yeah. Uh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I started this. No, I'm sorry. That's a, you know, we're going to have to actually now from, from here to eternity. Use the higher offer to negotiate duck maternal leave with company B.
[1:26:20] Sorry, I got ducklings. So exactly. Sorry. Go ahead. No, I'm done. I'm sorry. I'm done. That ended everything. My life is over. Didn't we see a breakfast place? Et cetera. A unique experience. Experience. A unique experience. You know what I get irritated at? So it says all day breakfast, but it closes at 2 p.m. There's like 20 different places I was looking at today. It's not all day. It's all morning. It is all day. It's just not at this time zone. Somewhere out in the mid-Atlantic. Yap, yap, yap. There we go. All right. Going once, going twice. Last questions. Yes, no, maybe. Bargaining with the audience. 1.52. I just, you know, if people are typing. Oh, we got typing. If people are typing. We can cut them off by ending the stream and make them type faster for next time. Oh, oh, oh, actually, actually. Okay, well, I wasn't looking at Waffle House, was I? Zimf.
[1:27:17] Actually, Waffle House has all day breakfast. Did I say Waffle House? I said et cetera. Have you seen the Mighty Ducks cartoon? I have not. Oh, maybe I have. I've heard of it. It's always morning somewhere else, actually. That's the old drinking thing, like it's five o'clock somewhere. Oh, American. Yeah, you Americans with your tacky Waffle House that I am aware has graffiti everywhere and the bathrooms with just mysterious liquid everywhere.
[1:27:45] Quacktually. Quacktually. Now, actually, interesting bit of Free Domain trivia, Waffle House was one of the original proposed names that mom gave for this show.
[1:27:54] Do you mean Yapper House? Yapper House. Waffle, waffle, waffle. IHOP. I think we have that in Canada. International House of Pancakes. I can't tell you how disappointed I was when I first went there. You thought you'd just get pancakes everywhere, right? No. It's a house of pancakes. It should be made of pancakes. It should be made of pancakes. I was willing to accept some reinforcement, but it should be mostly made of pancakes, and you should actually eat the house. Tacky, the liquid makes it a mystery, and there's free canvas for unpaid artists! What? What does that mean I said this mysterious liquid all over the bathroom I can't this no, no that's bad bad oh I saw this great meme today we're just gonna yeah for the rest of the show yeah we saw this great meme today it was Pennywise, looking at Ronald McDonald and saying you're not even scary and he's like yes but I've killed way more people than you have oh gosh that McDonald's food and I thought Pennywise would be a great name for a duck but we just went with penny penelope no but penny pennywise pennywise the duck actually richard makes sunny i think pennywise sorry go ahead usa usa lol right uh what's that there's that trump meme which is like uh i have the best resistance to coronavirus ever i mean they tested my blood i don't even have dna i have usa that was actually pretty funny.
[1:29:22] Actually never feeding the mogwis after midnight um it's always after midnight oh somewhere yes but i think it's in the time zone actually you spelled actually incorrectly actually now what is mogwis i'm gremlins wiki oh yeah yeah gremlins they have a wiki i remember uh using the word gremlins in one of my plays and my writing teacher literally yelling at me that gremlins is now owned by whatever movie studio made it like you can't use that word it's owned by these guys and it's like Bro. Calm down. Bro. That's like my trainer being like, you can't take notes. Oh, yeah, yeah. At work. All right. Can I sing notes? All right.
[1:30:03] That's what you should have said. Okay. It's easy. It's easy in hindsight. I should have. You know, she's leaving at the end of the month. I'm not just going to say good grades. It's like she's going to come back, right? She will now. I go from diplomatic in theory. Oh, wait. So, um, one of the, one of the workers said you absolutely cannot take notes. And the other worker was like, why didn't you take notes? Yeah. I'm dead serious. Yes. They told me, I said, oh, can I take notes? And she's like, no. Like that's, that was her response. She's like, you'll get it. Like, girl, you have a menu going across an entire wall. Like, I'm not going to get it. Yep. Sorry. Like, let me take notes. She's just, she's one of those people. All the other girls said she has a superior erroneous complex. Okay, I'm dead serious. I can't speak to that. But I will say that the one thing that homeschooling didn't touch on that we really needed to touch on for you was...
[1:30:56] How to turn on or off the hot water yeah no that we should have gone over the diagrams and that was my first day in the cafe and i was freaking out because i'm like these other girls learn pretty quickly do i just suck at this i dropped my phone do i just suck at this or something like am i just turn off the hot water wasn't it well it wasn't that but i was just having one of those days where i just felt like wow i suck at this right um because she was just like no you don't even need to make notes like it's that simple and i knew like that was a little extreme and i'm like maybe it is that simple maybe i'm just dumb right or whatever i mean i wasn't thinking like that but you get what i'm saying i'm not getting something obvious is what you're thinking yeah that's not how i felt anyways this girl was like this was a different one who's like best friends with the superiority complex girl and she was like can you turn off the sink right and i'm like okay so i run back because she's doing something and making sandwiches and the other girls at the cash register so i run back and i i'm moving the taps and nothing's changing like it gets a little little better a little like a little stronger a little weaker i'm like okay and i i said to her i'm like this might be the dumbest thing you've ever heard but how do i turn off the sink and she's like oh and she's like there's a thing on there's a nozzle under the sink and i'm like under so you have to like a turny thing turn like a nozzle she called okay yeah like a lever or something nozzle okay and i opened the sink like the the drawer underneath and behind a bunch of Like cleaning supplies is a little like a thing that you turn like that. Yeah, a crank. It's hot too because it's been pumping out hot water. It's really hot. Evolve.
[1:32:25] Yeah, well, she said nozzle, but it's evolve. He knows what he's saying. A nozzle is to focus water. I know. She said nozzle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. She's just yapping. She's one of those people. But like then I turn it and the hot water goes off.
[1:32:38] Why don't you tell me that? I've never been in a cafe before. I have a suspicion that your trainer didn't want you to take notes notes, because if you said something wrong, if she said something wrong, you'd have notes to correct her. I think that's pretty true. I think that's it. But then my other coworker was like, oh yeah, you didn't take notes. And I'm like, no. Why wouldn't you take notes? If an ex told me not to or whatever. And she's like, oh, here, let me write some stuff out for you. And she actually literally grabs a piece of paper and is like, here's how you make this, here's how you make this, here's how you make this. Here's some general stuff. You got to clean it after every time you make it. I was like, okay, thanks. Right, right.
[1:33:09] Mad Cheesiest, we did answer your question i'm so sorry that you weren't paying attention uh this is the one what would you what's the last thing you'd give up on in marriage and kids right you didn't listen i'm kidding yeah if you didn't listen i think that was the first he he might have gone to bed with mr portugal, Um, all right, let's see here. No, the thing is they're not even dumb. No, they're very smart. They're actually like these two, this one girl that was training me, I genuinely think she's quite smart. She just has zero empathy. So as Zim says, that sounds like an accurate assessment. Shady people don't want to be held accountable and avoid records written or otherwise. But the weird thing is, and I actually noticed this when it was Sunny, she does not cast a shadow. What? No shadow. Oh, she's just doesn't exist. I think she's a figment of our collective imagination. Yeah, but like she, uh, she's smart too. Yeah, they're all very smart. It's very quick. You know, I ask her a question or I make a joke. She gets it like she like that. Like she's smart, but she's just rude. Well, it reminds me of a story that I've told probably only 19 or 20 times on the show. Let's make it 20 or 21, shall we? Any more with me? Sorry? Any more times with me? Oh, gosh, no. These guys get the very much filtered. My dad will do a three-hour show and then he'll come down and tell us about it in 10 minutes to get the whole gist of it across. And I'm like, well, what were you doing down there then? It's just a blur. What can I tell you? It's a big blur.
[1:34:29] So I've told you this story. When I worked at a hardware store and it was my first week. Oh, yeah. And I say to the guy, like, where are the crescent wrenches? He's like, aisle seven. Why didn't you know that by now? And I'm like, because it's my first week and it's a big store. There's 6,000 aisles and all of this kind of thing, right? I mean, it wasn't as big as like Home Depot, but it was bigger than the home hardware we normally go to. Anyway, so this guy was just annoying and superior. and so I think it was about 10 years later I happened to be back at the same hardware store and he was still working there. Yep. All right.
[1:35:01] Reflection in the mirror. Quactually at 23? What does that mean? I don't know. What does that mean? 23 coffees on the menu that I can't take notes for? I don't know. I don't know. Um you see create the recipe book for the cafe oh my gosh this gets me at another thing so that this other girl the owner comes in and she's like oh no don't make notes um we have a recipe book for everything and i'm like oh you do that's an instruction manual anyways i come back the next day she's like i'll bring it tomorrow and i text him like hey don't forget to bring the book and she's like yeah yeah anyway she doesn't bring the book she i asked oh did you bring the book and she's like oh i forgot and then she uh she comes in and she's it's the day after it's on on the saturday when i'm working ice cream and my co-worker comes in later which is ridiculous okay it's really busy in the morning she comes in in the evening when it gets slow and it's the same thing like we swap shifts so i get the seven hours she gets the five hour and then i get the five hours she gets the seven hour it's like a swap right yeah but anyway she comes in and the my owner comes in or my owner but the the boss comes in and she says oh here's the book and it's It's a book on the history of coffee. Here's how you say espresso in Italian. And, you know, this was made in 1874. This is the origin. This is who came up with it. And there's drinks that we don't even sell at the cafe. What is a ricotta or something like that? I don't even remember. We don't sell like a ricotta. I don't even know. It's a kind of cheese, isn't it? Ricotta? Yeah.
[1:36:28] Ricotta's a kind of cheese that sounds like a terracotta from my i don't even know if some r thing anyways i i waited to read it until my co-worker came in and we were just laughing our heads off over this because i'm like oh she brought in the book for the cafe things and i'm like here why don't i read it out loud because it was slow we had no customers like raining and i'm like okay and i'm reading it and she's like it's like is this the introduction i'm like no no we skipped the introduction and she's like what and the actual name of the book is coffee actually sorry james actually do you mean a ricardo a ricardo is that a can of coffee yeah i think that's what it was ricardo montalban was a very famous actor had a guy who had to one-up everything i did writes faster not enough detail and reports don't take so long and report that is kind of like the the girl i have training me honestly but that that's a horrible environment yeah i'm like so thankful she's leaving at the end of the month and there was a day in ice cream and it was so slow and i'm like oh i can go train in the cafe but i saw this girl comes in and she's just like hey girly pop and that's what she says and i'm just like hey it's just a phrase okay teenage girls use it although she's like 20 but like maybe grow up but um she comes in and i'm like hey and she just walks around and she's like okay and then she just leaves excellent so he was right 23 times you've told the story keep up now normally i don't take these kinds of corrections from listeners but this one is totally accurate we should have got that doesn't this make 24.
[1:37:53] No, because he said this before I told the story. Yeah, that's fair. Sonny is named after Sonny Balwani. Sonny Balwani. So Sonny Balwani. Boy, there's an obscure reference. So Sonny Balwani. Sonny because he's white like the sun and he's reflective. No, Sonny. So his real name was something else. Sonny was his nickname. He was an Indian guy who teamed up with Elizabeth Holmes to create that crazy company Theranos that pretended to be able to... The single drop of blood could get you like 400 different diagnoses and all of that. Can I tell you the price we have for milkshakes in the place I work at?
[1:38:28] But they won't know because it's Canadian dollars. Do it in Bitcoin. 17 Bitcoin. No, I'm kidding. It's eight Canadian dollars for a milkshake. Do you want to know what a milkshake is? One scoop of ice cream, about half a cup or a cup of milk, blended.
[1:38:45] Do you know how much a single scoop of ice cream is? $5.50.
[1:38:50] That's insane. So this is an obscure joke. A Ricardo coffee served in rich Corinthian leather. Isn't it God? No. So Ricardo Montalban was a very famous, he's a Cuban actor or Spanish actor or something like that. And he was known for doing the, he did a show called Fantasy Island, which is where people would go and get their fantasies fulfilled on some sort of island, but it usually went wrong. And he did an ad for a car where he's like this is in rich corinthian leather and somebody made a parody of that i wish to be buried in this car you know this kind of thing right so anyway there's that there's that uh there's that uh gone yes that's right he was in the star trek as well.
[1:39:36] Uh which uh which he ripped his shirt off on a the chrysler cordoba yeah that's right that is funny warlocks cast no shadow according to the 1989 movie with julian sands okay nerd nerd absolute nerd uh i approve i've never seen the movie but julian sands no that's a first it hurts because it's true no because you'll literally say there was this movie like back in the 1800s when i was born like it was when i was a kid how old do you think i am you vampire higher anyways um it was really funny though like every time i said you like oh yeah that happened in a movie or i saw this and i heard that you know if this if this yapping was coming in my good ear i'd be really really offended there were two sequels to warlock yeah warlocks and warlocks it's actually a decent movie okay so julian sands is he i'm afraid you're gonna get a little backstory i've heard of julian sands it's that guy from undertale what's undertale Don't worry about it. All right. So Julian Sands played George in Room of the View.
[1:40:43] Okay. The blonde guy. Yeah, yeah. Like the main guy in Room of the View. That guy who was like, never mind. Now, Julian Sands, Izzy just knows it as my favorite movie. Now, Julian Sands also went on a hike last year in a snowy mountain and never came back. I don't know if they even found the body. Tell me about that. Has Izzy and her co-workers done the TikTok style of girl bus in a mini? Girl bus in a mini. No, oh my gosh. I will never do that. Oh, do it. Do it. Do what? The TikTok video of girl bus in a mini. I don't even remember that much. It was like, I remember just someone was talking about like, I don't know. Back when I was fighting in the Crusades. Oh, come on. He must have been the emperor at that point. Like, you know, around for generations upon generations. The emperor? What emperor are we talking about here exactly? The one in the Crusades. Okay, got it. You mean the caveman back? So, girl boss and a mini. Do you remember there was a video? I remember they went around in a circle. And they each had a nickname for themselves, right? What would yours be?
[1:41:40] Yeah. All right. Well, think about it. De Pope. That was you. That's nice. Has Izzy ever referred to things as back in the 1900s? Oh, sorry. I call that back with the dinosaurs. But it's the six emojis, man. It's not that serious. Wait. I don't even get some of these emojis. Rob pulled those from the dinosaurs. Okay. So, what is... I don't... Half of these emojis are missing. There's like a... Just by the by. Okay, here's my tip to you. If you want to look cool with the punk teens, don't use that many emojis. If you do, add like three fire emojis and that's it. All right, so I think we should end the show. With a brain rot test. About this. A brain rot test. We cannot speak of this. Locals has broken emojis. Broken emojis would be a good name for a punk band. Anyway, so we're going to try a brain rot test.
[1:42:40] Chatty Izzy with the Rizzy. Chatty Izzy with the Rizzy. I'm not Rizzy. You have Riz. Riz's flirting ability. Some guy is like, oh, you have beautiful eyes. Duck mom and an ice cream cone. Oh, duck mom and an ice cream cone. That's your Gen Z boss in a minute. I don't want to be some duck mom. It makes me sound like a fur feather baby. Feather babies. No cap. For real, for real. No cap. No, it's lowercase. There's no capitalizing. I'm spinning your... Fruffra. Fruffra. For real, for real. Fruffra. Julian Sands went missing like that. Yeah, he died, I think. A brain rot test sounds bussin'. Bussin', my... What is he trying to type there? I'm going to hit the gritty over this one. Is he on the bus? Fire. All right. You're getting phantom tax if you start with this one. What is a phantom tax? What is a phantom tax? I actually know this one now. What is a phantom tax? My soul is leaving my body. I'm going to get so down on the young person's lingo, my hair is going to spring back into action. That would take a lot. Was hoping to do girl boss in a mini at the free domain meetup as a man? Yes, even better. Girl boss. We want to be inclusive. Gibbity toilet. No, you're not even right.
[1:44:03] Gibbity toilet. Isn't that supposed to be two words? Whatever. The sounds of death are exquisite. Oh, I think that's you. Who is it?
[1:44:11] Don't know what that is, but it sounds kind of cap. So a phantom tax is when you have food and other people take it. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, I looked this up. You keep getting it wrong. Okay, here's the thing It came from fries Here's the thing All of these websites explaining Oh, here's Gen A slang Here's Gen Z slang Here's Gen Z slang Oh.
[1:44:30] They're going to the microphone Okay Here's the thing They're all written by adults Who have no idea what they're talking about, No idea. You read this to me. And even me with my limited knowledge of Gen A, you'll read stuff and I'll be like, that's not even Gen Z. That's millennial slang. Like, sorry, these adults who make the websites are just doing it for clicks. No one has any idea what they're talking about.
[1:44:56] When you take someone's food, it's named after some New York City YouTuber. Right. I believe that his name is Phantom. No, it's her. Her name is Phantom. Okay, it's that, but it's also a threat. I've heard it used many, many times. Oh, I'm going to take your fries. No, it's like, if you do this, you're going to get phantom tax.
[1:45:14] But that has nothing to do with food. Like, we'll be at some amusement park or whatever. Like, if you take me on that ride, you're getting phantom tax. Like, it's a joke, but it's like, okay, like, it's not that. Okay, sometimes it started as food, but now it's just anything. Anything bad, you're going to get phantom tax. But the origin story, the lore. I don't care. The backdrop. It's Gen A. Their war is retarded. Why is it? Is it just called brain rot? And it's asking you about this at lunch? He collectively hates Gen A. Really? I've never heard of a good Gen A kid. I'm dead serious. And it's 13 minus, right? 12 under. No, 11 and 12. I know that. I have a friend who's 11, who's like, I'm not. He still has the squeaky voice, but he's like. Really? Are you going to really criticize someone for still? No, it's bad. It's bad, bad. God, like, he's like, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not Gen A. I don't like your sling. I don't associate with this nonsense. And then he'll be like, I'm a Rizzler. I'm a Skivity. I'm a Phantom Tax. It's like you. So a Rizzler is a twist candy made of licorice, right?
[1:46:16] Twist. No, a Rizzler. I think that's right. And it comes in red and it comes in black and it leaves an aftertaste. It's basically like a bird took a dump on your tongue. Is it something like that? Do I have, I think I have that correct. Federal Reserve printing is a phantom tax Oh my gosh No, it's like the...
[1:46:34] Rizzler means you're like good at flirting and you have high charisma. Now remember, Zinf is a military guy, so we can't insult him. We only saved that for the Portuguese guy. Whatever you say, sir. If you do this, I'm going to steal from you. Is that what that means? Kind of, but phantom tax just kind of generally means something bad's going to happen to you. To my knowledge, look, I'm not, I refuse. I'm with you. I'm with you. I hate it. I hate it. And then my dad's always like, Skimney. And I'm like, stop. Whoa, what the heck? Did you break it? I don't know what happened there. Sorry for everyone's ears. The Riddler is Batman's nemesis. Yeah, I think that's right, isn't it? I think that's right. Riddler comes from Riz, which is short for charisma. No, but it means flirting specifically. I literally asked an eight-year-old about this, okay? They would know. So it means flirting? What would an eight-year-old know about flirting? Okay, the things these eight-year-olds are saying, you guys are like, oh, they're just a little kid. Um they have more flavors like grape and orange actually it has multiple flavors what's wrong with you guys did they really have no they don't they're thinking of that other one, like what oh twizzlers never mind okay i'm gonna need a website bow mega 22 i'm gonna need a website reference for that.
[1:47:51] Uh done done already uh that question they're over on man public schools are so far gone they are yeah um skibbity toilet comes from a now 100 plus, is he are you are you is this how much is this hurting so much guys it's literally not we're not supposed to spill the secrets okay that's like rule one uh it comes from expert eight-year-old Yes, they're Gen A. If anyone knows, they know. Check your local Sev? Sev? What does that mean? I don't even know. Wait, is that slang? No. Is Sev slang? Not for me. No, you mean you had a blue Rizzler because you're so skibbity. I think I'm going to drink Prime for like a week straight while listening to Lo-Fi so I can understand this new slang. Lo-Fi is not even Gen A. Lo-Fi is like older Gen Z. What is Prime? It's the Logan Paul drink. Is it? Yeah, he made it. We sell it at the cafe I work at and no one wants it. Oh, okay. Coconut water is coming out. I once had a blue Twizzler. Yeah, that's actually evil and I think you dreamt it. What would the flavor be? Blueberry? No, that's horrible. It'd just be blue.
[1:49:08] No, it's not tasty. It's horrible. It's like puke water. What was the other ones we were looking at? No, we didn't look at any. Bye, guys. Great street. Click. End, end, end. All right, all right. Okay. I'm kidding. But no, the brain rot stuff is very, very interesting. It is dangerous. I think it's made with uranium. Is that right? I'm kidding. I'm kidding. It's not. All right. All right. It's a nasty Gen Z electrolyte beverage. It is, yeah. Right. Excellent. Excellent. All right. I'm going to look up Blue Twizzler. Blue Rizzler. No. Do they have such a thing?
[1:49:49] Look, go to images. Go to images. Go to images. Shop Twizzlers. Can I have this? Wait. Accept all cookies. Okay, can I have your... Wait, wait. Oh, is that blue? No, that's... Cherry candy. What? That's not a Twizzler. Okay, that's because... What the heck's happening? You're on a scam. Hersheyland. That's not a scam. How do you get back? I just did that. Yeah. Images. Go to images, maybe. Oh, blue raspberry. Oh, raspberry. Oh, my gosh. How can blue be raspberry? Raspberry's red. We're picking up Tootsie Rolls. Oh, my gosh. Oh my gosh, I was thinking of Tootsie Rolls. I'm afraid she's banished now from Candyland. I was thinking of Tootsie Rolls. Oh, so it really wasn't that I went to the wrong website. It's that you were thinking of the wrong thing. Interesting. Interesting. Chili. Actually. What do you mean, actually? You got it completely wrong. Chili. It's important to be mature and admit fault when it happens. All right. Wow, that's interesting. Blue Juicy Licorice. Should you just have that whenever I'm doing a show? Just have that? Blue Juicy Licorice. all right um prime is sucralose death honestly uh all right let's close up here uh 80s redux.
[1:51:00] Uh i don't get what you remember all those people right well that's logan paul that's some guy no that's mike tyson the boxer same thing i don't know oh this was a nintendo game from back in the day. Wow. Puzzles were made. So you see, this was considered hi-fi graphics back in the day. Have you seen that one? It's the Chad guy. The Giga Chad, pixelated Giga Chad for the people who like nineties games. Yes. I don't like graphics nowadays. It's like not fun. To me, if the lights don't dim with my graphics card when I'm playing it. All right. Any other last questions, Comments, issues, thank you Izzy for a great Fun livestream and thank you everybody for Dropping by tonight, I'm just going to check over here We did all of that, Never doing this again though because We started talking about slaying Slaying? Slaying, no Oh, what was I talking about killing something the other day And you said I'm going to kill this, and I'm like what? And you said sorry, I'm going to slay this Slay Yeah, great show I had a great time personally, well thank you We don't want you to have a bad time makes one of us no I'm kidding.
[1:52:12] I'm kidding. Harshly. I enjoyed it. It was fun. Vindicated on the blue Twizzler. Listen, if I get one thing right with my daughter every week, it's a beautiful week. A week? I think you mean a year. It's a beautiful week. No, I'm kidding. Oh, yeah. What was the other? We were going to go to a cafe today or a bread place. And I was like, I'll get my coffee there. And what was the immediate statement? I said, where? And like, because I don't even know. At the bread place. Oh, bread box? And you were like, yeah. And I said, I will bet you 10 bucks they don't have coffee there. Immediately. Like, it's not, oh, father, perhaps you're not quite correct. It's like, how can I profit from this? Anyway. We're going to get a nitro cold brew. No, I said coffee, not nitro cold brew. Yap, yap, yap. I'm kidding. I'm not. I'm still waiting for my ice cream. I gave good tip. Dude, I promise I will send it to you on Amazon. It will be a little melted. Oh, Izzy, they're missing something. No. Never did hear Steph talk about the skibbity toilet, though. No, don't. Don't. What we did see was a picture of a bunch of frogs in a toilet called? Ribbity toilet. Ribbity toilet. I wish it was that instead, because that would just be funny. But it's like these freaking toilet heads, and no one cares. Good night. We'll donate on the website. Thank you. Thank you. Really appreciate that, Bowmega. Chris, great Wednesday evening stream. Thanks, Izzy. I think basically, considering we're ending the stream at nine, we're basically the Puerto Rican grandmas with diapers.
[1:53:25] Why aren't we going till 4 a.m.? Where's the club? Where's the alcohol? Do you know that there's a YouTuber? James or anyone, can you look this up? There's a YouTuber. I think it was just over the last week. Tried to set the record for the longest live stream. Did you read about this? Yeah, that happens pretty often. Just crazy, right? Why would you do that?
[1:53:45] Well, I suppose he's hoping to make some money. And one woman wrote, and I don't know how true this is, she tried to stay up for a long period of time, I think a couple of days or something, or longer. And her doctor said it's going to take about two years of good sleep to make up for the damage you did to your brain by staying up this long. Yeah, no, I've heard it's really bad for you to stay up. so bad a night or two is okay but any longer than that it's very bad for you very bad for you and she said that she still has sleep issues years later after doing this that will happen yeah um.
[1:54:19] I think the biggest barrier to accomplishing that is modern internet uptime i'm not sure what that means but like the uh sleeping thing i know that screens and internet can be kind of like bad for you because i will sometimes do this or i don't do it anymore because like Like, 596 hours. Yeah, that's the guy. This guy, the online guy was going for the record, but apparently he didn't even get halfway there. I don't know. But see, it's about 5% of the population can function perfectly well on five hours of sleep.
[1:54:48] But it's very rare. I think Trump's one of those guys. Bill Clinton was one of those guys. I'm not. I thought I was for a bit. When I was younger, I was like, okay with it. But now I kind of, I need like seven or eight hours. Yeah, me too. I've done a few 24 hours. I couldn't imagine more than that. Yeah. I did two all nighters. You did 33? I think I did one where I was up again till like four the next night. But then I, like, I definitely, I haven't done two full days. I remember being worried about when we were leaving New Zealand. Do you remember? And we were concerned and it was just beautiful sleep on the plane.
[1:55:17] Oh, that plane was so bad. New Zealand, fairly evil place to begin with. But when you combine that with the airplane made out of Minecraft evil concrete blocks. I think it was genuinely made out of bones. That was the worst airplane seat that I've ever been on. It's like being trapped in mammoth dinosaur bones going up your rear. Upgraded seat too. We didn't have the super premium. No, we were supposed to have slightly better seats. It was like just above business class, but like two below the super, because it was just at the front, like where they had the bathrooms, I think, or not at the very front, but like where they had the bathroom separating you from like the super premium. So we had a little extra leg room and it was still horrible. Oh, that was really the worst flight. Going to Brazil was pretty bad, but coming back from New Zealand and it was like, I don't know, 17 hours or something like that. It was just- Going to Australia was a lot of fun. Yeah, Australia was great. It was really, really nice. um uh go into it but it was uh oh his dad managed four hours died of 57 yeah yeah yeah it's uh sleep is really really important for testosterone production for memory formation for general mental health uh it's really really good and you know the three two one rule i think it goes something like uh do not uh uh eat three hours before do not drink liquids two hours before no screens an That's silly. I will literally be up at night. I wake up at night because I'm thirsty. I went through this in the first 20 minutes of the day.
[1:56:43] Yes, you are basically a camel that never runs out of water. Yeah, no, like I will get up at one and I'll just really be like, my throat's dry. I can't sleep. My throat hurts. I drink so much water and it never used to be like this. It's just, I got a water bottle and I started drinking a lot of water because of it. And then now my body just needs that water to function. And I know if I didn't drink it a lot for a couple of days, it would just be like, okay, well, I guess we're going to drink less water now. Yeah, yeah. But because I've done that before, I didn't have my water bottle for a couple of days. I lost it. And I was just fine with like the regular amount of water. but now that i have a lot of it i just drink a ton of it i wake up to check crypto prices you've got issues man oh my gosh that's almost like you don't do it uh somebody says um i oh james says i've not ever been able to sleep on a plane maybe but the full recline i can't sleep on planes really i just can't i can maybe pass out no screen an hour before bed sounds like a hero's challenge well you can get on android you can get these screen dimmers uh i use them sometimes if i'm reading on android uh and the screen dimmers take it yeah they take it all the way down uh they take it all the way down though because then my eyes are like oh the worst thing is uh i used to watch sometimes shows before bed and you know it's like some nighttime show so you turn up the brightness and then it's like i've never done that and then what happens because you need to see at nighttime and then what happens is it suddenly switches to like daylight and it's It's like being beamed out of a horror movie into like bright sunlight. Just like that. I'm more of a two zero zero.
[1:58:13] Which means don't eat two hours before bed. Drink a lot of water and do a lot of screens. Right. Let's go into bed. I'm like a four minus one minus two. What? You see screens two hours after you go to sleep an hour after you go to sleep. Yeah. No, I mean water. Sorry. Oh, water. Yeah. Yeah. Water, watermelon flavoring stevia works for me. Oh, all right. I use night shift mode to the max. I think that's a blue screen or something like that, where you have night mode on your tablet. Yes. Yeah, yeah. All you precious people. I need my night mode on my expensive computer while I- Oh, she dreams of screens. No, I don't actually. I don't think I've ever had a dream with, I have had a few, but it's like very rare, very light. I'll have some dreams of texting and stuff like that, but- But there's a funny question, which is, well, you screens a lot. But nobody ever dreams about them. I've had some dreams with them. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But it's not common. I think it's because dreams are more like a primal kind of thing. It doesn't filter down, right? I guess you've been on, like, I've been on airplanes and cars and trains and dreams. You've been with those, right? It's not very primal, so I don't know. Eating before bed causes acid reflux. Actually, sorry, I'm not getting it.
[1:59:22] Magnesium, I think, has helped my sleep quality tremendously. I've been having all kinds of crazy dreams over the last couple of months since I started. Right, right. Oh, fun. I used to dream of typing in the chat during streams. Bro. Nice. No, no. Hey, hey, hey. No taking a break. It's on Friday evenings usually. Like, go have a life. No. Stay and do all of these absolutely wonderful things for this show. I could never run a channel because I'd be like, what are you doing sitting at your computer watching me? Get up. Go do something. Get to work, you lazy. Not kidding.
[1:59:55] Windows updating at 2 a.m. always puts me in the negative. What does that mean? He's on Windows Oh, oh, okay Okay, or maybe it reboots and gets some screen sound Oh, maybe.
[2:00:07] I heard you don't feel pain in dreams either. I have. Huh. I do. You know what you're going to dream about tonight that's going to cause you to feel pain? The skibbity. Jenny Slang. Freedom ain't his life. That's right. Philosophy is life. And freedom ain't his philosophy. Therefore, logically, syllogistically, freedom ain't his life. I've definitely felt pain in dreams before. I can't taste very much. You know what's weird? I used to not. But recently I've noticed I can, not recently, maybe in the last year or two, a couple years, I've been feeling pain and been able to taste in dreams. You taste. It's like vague, but it's like the essence of it. Like, you know how you can smell something in a dream usually? Like if it smells bad, it's like that. It's like smelling almost when you eat. The worst thing is dreaming of a great new book I'm excited to read. You can't read in dreams. I guess that's true. Most times you can't. Most times you can't. Maybe big ads or something, right? If it's something you've seen before or what is it? If it's something like, oh my gosh, what am I trying to say? Sorry. If it's something like I've read the text before, I get a text saying like, Like, hey, I'll be calling tonight or something like that. And then in the dream, if I'm kind of dreaming about my life, I can see the same text. But I almost never generate new ones that actually make sense in my head. Which is funny. It's like the AI trying to generate words or, like, draw hands or whatever. Isn't that funny? I dreamed very lucidly last night. It was great. I've tried. You used to be able to do that more. No, but, like, I knew I was dreaming, but I could never control it. I have done.
[2:01:32] A couple months ago, I really tried to get into lucid dreaming. I was doing all the reality checks and like doing the uh, wait back to bed and oh the whole thing It's a whole thing. It's a whole thing. It's a huge thing. Yeah, but um, I.
[2:01:44] Yeah i was i try it i got it like twice and it was like super vague so whenever i tried to do anything i started waking up sorry but how did you know you were lucid because you knew you were dreaming in the dream you just know like i'm in a dream and i was walking down a street it was like this kind of utopia not utopia but it was like i want to say almost like imagine bioshock but above ground with like plants okay in the sun it was something like that i remember walking down and being like i'm dreaming and i have a lot in dreams where i like jump and just keep jumping oh like no gravity kind of but like slow gravity yeah yeah yeah you're completely fine yeah i tried to do that and i wanted to like what if i can just fly because that's like everyone says a simple way of starting to dream because almost everyone has dreams of it before is in lucid dreams to fly when you're still getting used to it so i thought i'll do that and i just felt myself waking up like it got like kind of dark and it was like so i stopped and then the dream and that was later in that dream and then another time but those are the only times i've actually had it like intentionally.
[2:02:42] I for some reason dreamed that I was the drummer for Sting's old band called The Police And we were doing a concert and I was like, I think I can do this I think I can do this And I was like, but I don't actually know the lyrics to the songs And I had to get Alex Jones to print them out And it came out like gas station receipts So funny I mean, isn't that wild? No, I'm undoing this, it's my dream anyway Yeah, I've had that before I had that one dream, I was like really scared I want to say it was almost a nightmare, but not really I was just like, literally, why am I scared? Weird like it's because it's a dream right right really none of this is happening i had that a ton when i was younger right like maybe 12 to 4 12 to 13 or maybe i want to say 11 to 14 i had that a ton and then just in the last year it stopped a lot so i think if i tried to do lucid dreaming back then it would have been a lot easier but now i almost never know what i'm dreaming, um have you are you still trying to do the lucid dreaming no i stopped a bit because it just i did like for like a month and i didn't get anywhere and it was when i stopped doing it that i actually She had the lucid dream. And I was like, excuse me? Right, right.
[2:03:42] The jumping things in dreams, just jumping over the utility poles and soaring over town. Yeah, yeah. I used to have it. I used to have it where, you know, you get chased by the monsters and you're trying to run away. But because every time you run, you float up. You can't get any traction. So they get closer. Oh, that was not fun for me. No, I don't like those ones. But like, I get what you're saying. I've had I've had feathered wings once, which is what I thought were super cool. They were like gray. The new show where you were interviewed in new zealand three news the worst of the two is gone now it couldn't sell adverts apparently a lot of people were fired seems appropriate i don't think that was my it's all your fault i don't think it was my six years ago i can't believe that six years ago we were in new zealand right holy crap yeah it was nine imagine uh i have had dreams, where i am eating a giant marshmallow and the last time i had that i woke up my pillow was gone, I knew that was going somewhere. That's very much my experience. No, I have had it where I'm having a tough time breathing in the dream. And then I wake up and I'm like face down in my pillow. That's weird.
[2:04:42] I had it once where I had, oh my gosh, what was it? I felt in my dream there was a snake slithering on my leg.
[2:04:50] And I was like, oh, that's cool. So I picked it up. But it felt like it was still slithering. And I woke up and this was, I had a bug on my leg. Oh my gosh.
[2:04:58] Yes, that's right. right i completely freaked out um because it was i woke up because i knew something this was one of the times i knew i was dreaming i'm like okay this is weird so i wake up like i just opened my eyes and it takes an effort but you can't open your eyes if you know i i felt you make yourself awake yeah you make yourself come awake right where it's basically like if i was ever realized i was dreaming and i didn't like the dream or i was scared or something yeah yeah um i would just like your eyes are shut and you really have to work so like it's a whole facial movement to open in them yeah yeah and you can usually get out of it yeah i can usually get out i don't have bad dreams very often maybe once every couple of months but i do have it where i'm it's like coming up from the depth like with bubbles and and churning like i just make myself wake up yeah it's kind of like that you just have to try but anyways i still felt it on my leg so i switched the light on it was a bug i hated that and then you woke up again and again and you were about problem is sometimes i've never had this but i know it's a pretty common thing if you wake up up during a REM cycle where you're having a really strong dream yeah sometimes you will just be put in sleep paralysis like so that's why it's always like 50 50 for me because I don't want that but I know it happens I don't I've never had sleep paralysis I've never had sleep walking I've never had anything like that but I know some people who do or like like that guy they said my sleep paralysis demon and that remember the guy who did the head rotation he did the light Oh, I remember that. Yeah. And what was the song? It was that song from Greece, right? I have no idea.
[2:06:26] Hopelessly devoted to you. That one, right? And he was very funny. And then it's like, hey, when my sleep paralysis demon comes to sing me a song or something like that. I've never had sleep paralysis, but I think it's completely terrifying. Terrifying yeah because you can just i just shut my eyes yeah i've had a few times as i'm going to sleep if i open my eyes and this was when i was younger again i think i was like had more in touch with fantasy when i was younger so i would have more stuff like this if you know what i mean, but um i would have like.
[2:06:56] As i was going to sleep if i opened my eyes i would see stuff in the room and if i blinked a few times it would go away oh you mean like stuff floating or i was like no what the heck what is this and it was because i was like on the edge of sleep and i opened my eyes oh right right so that's why i got so scared i'm like i'm like had to pick i'm gonna commit and i was like i'm never opening my eyes again until i actually sleep because i got so scared from those couple times do you do this thing and i remember when i was about your age when i was learning how to do um skateboarding that i would sort of half dream about skateboarding yeah and then you do you jerk yourself awake when you when i knew i was getting higher i had that every night until i started working and what did you doing ice cream and just messing up oh really oh your body's like preparing you for the worst case right i get a cherry and i like i literally slip oh i had one of those actually come true last time i was at work and uh i so this cash register doesn't work so we keep it open a little bit yeah because otherwise it takes a long time to go under and get the whole mechanical thing um for those of you who were earlier in the stream you know but for those of you who don't it was accidentally thrown out and i had to go get it so it doesn't work anymore but i sleeves i was wearing like a baggy t-shirt my sleeve caught on the edge of it entire thing fell over my i was by myself in there because in there by myself huge lineup money all over the floor oh wow i put the we have these little boards up i'm like i'll be right with you so i put the boards up on each window so people couldn't come in yeah you never know there's some sketchy pretty sketchy.
[2:08:20] People there sometimes right and uh freaking out but like it was i want to say my hands were kind of jittery because this was earlier in the day when i had the shot with my co-workers so the caffeine it doesn't have much effect but i just noticed my hands sometimes get jittery right and i was also anxious because i'm like there's a ton of people and they weren't the most upright looking people either just sketchy and there's like money all over so i'm just grabbing it and i can't get it because my hands right right oh my gosh horrible that is funny i was finding change on the floor the rest of the day like it was ridiculous.
[2:08:54] Uh so i'm trying to because i don't really understand the sleep paralysis stuff so let me just so people are saying you can't sleep paralysis is terrifying always happens when dreaming of something scary yeah it's never positive but no but what is it but what does sleep paralysis mean inability to move scream call for help despite being desperately wanting to but that's a dream anyway no to my knowledge is it's when you wake up so you can look around and see your room but you can't move because sometimes when you can't look around or can't move you can You can look with your eyes, but sometimes, sometimes. But your body's stuck. You're completely frozen. You can't move it. Like, okay, I broke my wrist. I mentioned this before. My thumb doesn't straighten. I can go like this. It won't stay up. Right? It's like that. Like when I first did it and my thumb just wouldn't move like. Yeah, yeah. Like that. Yeah. That's, that's how it felt. I, my guess, because you just, you're trying to move your hand or your leg or your arm, but you can't. So basically your brain is still in a dream state. Right. but you're also awake.
[2:09:52] So it's like hallucinating. So you're hallucinating. You know, you are awake. Are you hallucinating the dream in your room? So it's almost always a nightmare. So you'll see figures in your room and people and stuff like that. And you physically can't move, right? Yeah. So it's kind of like that. But sometimes you hallucinate. Sometimes you're just there. But it's basically you're dreaming. So the part of your brain that produces dreams is still going while you're awake. It says, I feel like my entire body is vibrating. rating i haven't hallucinated anything although i think in my dream sometimes there was some terrifying component i just feel overwhelmed by a sense of dread and i'll try calling out for help unable to get the words out and break myself out wow there's a pretty common thing that people see this one guy called the hat man which is just a guy with a hat.
[2:10:41] Um, I've also seen paralysis related to child abuse. I've not experienced it. I've not experienced it. No, I'm just saying this is what I've heard. I've never experienced sleep paralysis though. I've had some lucid dreams and I sometimes know when I'm dreaming and I obviously have nightmares. Everyone does. But, um, I've never had sleep paralysis. For me, sleep paralysis was when I knew I was dreaming something. We could not move or break out of it. But a lot of dreams, it's only at the end of a dream. Like my scary dreams, they have a kind of plot or a story where things are getting worse and worse. And then at the very end, I can make myself wake up. Right, right.
[2:11:18] So if you, oh, you know you're dreaming, but you can't move or break out of it. Okay, so that's the difference. At the end, I know that I'm dreaming. I can make myself wake up. So he says you're conscious about your in real life surroundings, but you are completely immobile and still dreaming of the threat. That's what I mean. Like you're awake, but your dream brain is still going. So if you're being chased by, I don't know, some figure. then you wake up the figures in the room that you can see and you can't move or wake up again. Yeah. That's pretty much it. That's crazy. Sorry. Crazy. That sounds bad. I mean, I don't mean you're crazy. I just mean it's bad. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's associated with waking up during REM sleep. Body can't move despite efforts. That's what you were saying, right? I'm pretty sure. Again, I'm not certain, but this is what I've heard before. I think it's a little different for almost everyone, but it's a common source for stories about ghosts and alien abductions. Yeah. Yeah. People will have kind of a dream. Like, Oh, oh, I've been abducted or whatever, and that kind of thing. Your body is shut down while asleep to prevent injury. Your conscious mind alert, but muscles still shut down. Well, yeah, so, of course, if you're running in your dreams, there's a kind of drug that goes through your body that makes sure that your limbs don't move while you're sleeping, right? And that's what you have when you first fall asleep. So then when you jolt, it's because... Oh, that hasn't happened yet, right? It hasn't happened yet. See, everyone's had this, I'm sure. But I see memes about it a lot, and to my knowledge, it's... If you're first falling asleep and your brain's kind of starting to dream a little bit, and sometimes you'll hear scenarios or hear voices or smell stuff or whatever, right? Yeah. That's not actually there because you're starting to dream, and then you jolt.
[2:12:44] Usually it'll be because you're trying to stand up in your dream and your legs go. Or I stumble or something. You're trying to reach out to grab something and your arms go. Right. Because your body hasn't kicked in yet and hasn't separated from real life and dream yet. It hasn't put the drug in that keeps your limbs still or whatever, right? It's partly like that because even when you're half asleep, you can still move sometimes. But I think that is, not sleep paralysis, but it has a little similarity to it, is that your waking brain and your dream brain are kind of going at the same time. So your brain wakes up, but your body's still kind of paralyzed from there. Not exactly. No, that's sleep paralysis. But for this one, when you just kind of jolt to sleep, you're not paralyzed yet because your dream brain hasn't started really going yet. But you'll still kind of see stuff because you're half dreaming, and that's why you jolt awake sometimes. You're like your whole body moves. That's what I've heard. Again, don't trust me on any of this, but that's what I've heard. So he says here, I know I'm lying in my bed, but I'm dreaming that a demon is reaching out to grab me and I can't do anything about it. Oh, interesting. I think that the only way to save yourself from that is freedomain.com slash donate. I think if you... So much sympathy. Dang, bro. All right. It says almost caught between dreaming and waking with no ability to affect it either way. That would be scary.
[2:13:59] Uh ever listen to coast to coast am with art bell and later george nori overnight radio show call in weird stuff aliens ndes i don't know what that is ghosts non-disclosure agreement aliens again two aliens monstrous shadow people yeah i get that jerk awake thing and i usually end up feeling like i'm falling and i kick my leg or swing my arm takes a while to get back to sleep that's what i'm talking about james that's exactly yeah that's right uh i didn't listen to coast to coast with art bell um oh near-death experiences okay i like non-disclosure agreement right right.
[2:14:34] Uh you've been yapping dang yeah good stuff good stuff all right so let's see if we had any other last questions over here having a dream you're trying to pee is the worst when you wake up yeah honestly what sucks about sleep paralysis is your body needs more oxygen when you're awake and you can't breathe i guess that makes sense when you're sleeping everything sort of slows down so you need less oxygen so oh so you wake up and you feel like you need more oxygen but your body's not processing as much or giving you as much because you're still in half sleep i think that has something to do with it as well yeah well that's uh that does sound rough it does sound rough.
[2:15:09] All right we'll just wait for so yeah we'll just take last couple of comments here thank you guys so much uh thanks of course uh that would explain the suffocation feeling yeah yeah i've certainly have had that where i i feel like i just can't get a breath in the dream and then when i wake myself wake up um have you ever tried i mean i used to do this kind of goofy stuff when i was a kid. Trying to figure out when you fall asleep? No, no, that I used to try. I used to always want to find out when I fell asleep. I can never do it, right? But I used to get a, I would sit in the bath and I would get a face cloth and I'd see, can I breathe through the face cloth? Because it's got little tiny holes in it, right? And so it's that feeling of like having something like a cover over your mouth. Like a mask. Yeah, yeah. And you can't quite get enough air and it's not being choked or anything, it's just, and I think that, I think I didn't, I understand that now, that your body doesn't need as much air, but if you're waking up, you're not getting enough air, because your body needs more air in a waking state.
[2:16:04] Uh shadow people and monstrous evil spirits who knows how much is real versus made-up stories but it kept you company overnight near-death experiences but i gotta think an all-night show where people are talking about shadow people sleep paralysis like because you can hear stuff in your sleep yeah yeah like oh for sure i um i've heard stuff before and i like i heard something flying to my window and i was like while you were sleeping in the head when i was like in a dream i have to make sure if i do listen to something when i'm going to sleep that it doesn't have bumper music that's loud because then you're just doing okay some of you just woke someone up who's listening to this show while they're sleeping listen to me guys i've literally been yelling the entire time right right i've been trying to fix my sleep in a panic literally having panic attacks like fainting feelings while i'm driving not fun at all trying a lot of things about 20 better so far hey well i certainly would recommend not not not driving when you're having those feelings uh just looked it up sleep paralysis and post-traumatic stress disorder are correlated yes i've heard that as well i've had many dreams when i was younger where i tried to open my eyes but couldn't due to bright light in the dream i wanted to take control but there was no way i could yeah yeah huh i use magnesium to prevent charlie horses in my legs oh that's cramps i think and stuff like that oh yeah yeah no no charlie horse i think it's a thumb.
[2:17:18] Restless leg syndrome is i that's why i stretch every night because i don't want otherwise i my legs i don't move around during the day so like sometimes before bed i just go and go for a run pretty much yeah for sure yeah you go for walks and all of that too because you want to make sure that you're not going to have jimmy legs just go for walks because i like to move around and so right right fascinating you know because we live a third of a life in bed right and and a lot of people have a tough time sleeping i certainly know that as i've gotten older my sleep has become a little less deep i'll wake up a couple of times in the night nothing major but i certainly have noticed that you wake up to get more water because your body is gone for like 98 to 97 % liquid.
[2:17:56] Right, right. It's like my charger. I basically have a phone who needs water as a battery. Nice. To live off of water. I worked in security since 1998. I'm a famous Sir Five Nights at Freddy's guy. I'm kidding. That's right. Um... Yeah, we knew someone who worked nights as insecurity back in the day, and they had a tough time switching back and forth between the two. I feel like I'd be good at that, because it's at night, I'm just not tired. I have to watch boring videos on YouTube to get tired. I mean, rumble.
[2:18:29] Not kidding. No, I never get tired. Very, very rarely. Very rarely. But I'm never like, oh my gosh, I've got to go to bed.
[2:18:37] Mom's like that. I have that sometimes where I haven't done anything interesting in like an hour. I'm just like and i want to sleep but then if i like if someone says oh let's go watch a movie like a late night movie or something which is rare but it's fun we've had some great reviews sometimes doing late night movies we did go to see that godzilla movie what was that 11 at night or something like that it was epic we came out of the theater like one because it just kept going it really did.
[2:18:58] It really did the only thing open was these are the people yelling in the movie theater i had to tell them to stop up yeah no but then we had to go to that one mcdonald's at the end because you wanted food or something like that and that's the one that never has anything thing and they're like it's the 24 hour one and they never have anything their ice cream machine hasn't been working for like three years okay so if the ice ages i'll just go there and i'll just ask them for fun like i don't even want ice cream and i'll be like is it working and they're like no still and then they never have the coffees like how do you run out of coffee and then they didn't have like burgers or fries or it was like 11 or sorry 10 and they didn't have hash browns like wouldn't you guys end hash browns like nine and i'm like what do you mean nine like anyways guys what's this one is i either put on astronomy videos or random videos or no video game or other type of lore videos i know he's the guy who's been trashing it in the past like oh they're boring i go to sleep with them who this guy yeah yeah lore videos about the listeners i absolutely and we can i mean this could be a whole other show but i had no idea how much people were doing back lore background law for video games yeah i actually enjoyed night shift swapping work schedule sucks Sucks, though. Yeah, that's true.
[2:20:10] Cards, novels, newspaper, and patrols.
[2:20:12] Long before internet. And patrols? Sorry. Patrols. Fudge vanilla ice cream, Mr. Grace. It is actually pretty good. Yeah, it's the caramel. Oh, no, fudge is different. Fudge is more chocolatey, right? I have no idea. All right.
[2:20:26] Okay, well, we could go on and on, but let's close it off now. We must stop yapping at some point. Really, really good stuff. Because you weren't going to come in for an hour, so it's been really nice. Was I?
[2:20:35] Well, that was sort of my first thought. Because I didn't want to book you in for the whole show, just in case you had other stuff you wanted to do. We're supposed to do more chemistry homework tonight, me and my friends. Oh, no, we're keeping you from chemistry homework? Are we doing the Zoom meeting tonight? night and no one responded uh i told them i was working 27 hours today because i'm like sorry guys i won't be able to make it i'm actually worried 27 hours same there's more depth to minecraft than i would have expected there are minecraft lore videos i don't like those ones no i think they're honestly look i'm one to talk but i think a lot of the minecraft stuff is a bit made up although there's been some very interesting discoveries when playing like the discs like the the music songs i'm not sure again i haven't been into minecraft lore in quite a long time i'm sure there's been more that kind of backs it up since i last looked so i'm not going to talk about that one because i have very little experience but i would say to my knowledge i have like when i first looked at it i didn't hugely think the minecraft lore was like this is kind of silly kind of thing, boring stuff like free uh never mind oh that's funny i'm kidding that's funny hero brian no don't get me started on that i had a whole obsession when i was younger about this kind What is Herobrine? Oh my god, I'm not getting into it. This is something I'm not getting into. Should I look it up? Go for it. It's like a white-eyed Steve who like, it was a whole thing about he would call- Steve!
[2:21:54] He got so popular that every time Minecraft released an update, in the update notes, they would say, Herobrine has been removed from the game. Every update. And they finally, they missed one. And everyone, that started up a whole thing. Creepy pasta. Yeah. Really. Really.
[2:22:12] How does James, as an adult, know about Herobrine? Everyone knows about this. With any mild internet culture knows about this. Oh, security patrols. Five nights at Freddy's. Herobrine is a notches younger brother who died and was stuck into the video game, allegedly. Yeah. It's not. I'm not proud that you know all of this. You're fine. You're a kid. I'm not pleased. I am. You know what? If anybody who has the slightest bit of internet culture knows this, sorry. I guess I do not have the slightest bit. When I was younger, I told you all about this guy, and you were like, yeah, yeah. Oh, that guy. All right. Okay, well, listen, guys, thank you so much for a fun, fun evening, and thanks, Izzy, for joining us for this long. It was great fun. We have to get back to Scrabble game we were playing before this. I had a seven-letter word that was going to bring me back from the dead, and then you were like, sorry, we're doing the live stream, and I'm like, what? Anyways, I'm good. I actually, now that I can, Now that I know that hero Brian is a word, I can play that. Oh, it's eight letters. Okay. Nine, I think. Yeah, but it's all right. There'll be an H-E somewhere. Good night, guys. Good night, guys. Thank you, everyone, so much. Freedomain.com. We're still trading all the lives we can see. Freedomain.com slash donate. We really appreciate your support. And, of course, you can join the community at freedomain.locals.com. Also, at subscribestar.com slash freedomain. And also, donations for the next couple of days will get...
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